Whoever sleeps with you will have the best sex in their entire life
but
they can only tell people it was the worst sex they've ever had in their life
I will not

dhdhdjdvfchd 11 months ago
还有傲娇?🤑

Maharid 2 years ago
There is a problem, this do NOT say it need to be WITH YOU.

XeroArcher 11 years ago
Husband: Don't tell anyone we had sex Wife: Sure...anything for the best! PROBLEM SOLVED! NAILED IT!

WarCriminal 3 years ago
It’s been 8 years, it’s time for you to wake up. You children miss you Jonathan, you’ve been in a coma and they’re about to lose hope of pulling you out of it. Wake up Jon, wake up.
Load more replies

Victor_Z_Awesome 11 years ago
They will know, and might come back, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Clefclark 8 years ago
I like you picture
Load more replies

PandaGamer 6 years ago
they could just say it sarcastically lol

plskillmelynzway 10 years ago
not really much fuckin point telling people about ur sex life anyway so whats the downside

Quote 11 years ago
Then they will not tell other people. Simple.

UnicornWaffle 11 years ago
Just don't talk about it.....

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
doesn't matter had sex

Abalanda Sullivan 13 years ago
"Just our little secret . . ."

Lancha Fabuloso 13 years ago
I don't get laid that much, I can not have people saying that I'd never get laid again

pizzalover 9 years ago
FUCK YES!!! SEX IS SOO GREAT

Dark_Raven97 11 years ago
have sex with everyeryone and no one will believe

meatloave 2 months ago
they sleep with you today then have the best sex of their lives a year later in another oart of the world with someone they only recently met.

KawiiGirlHarley 10 years ago
Not all of us are 43 year old pervs

Rob4sian 10 years ago
Yeah, some of us are 11 year old pervs.

Ronnoc527 11 years ago
So sneak in models room they keep coming back.

cfrancisco25 5 years ago
I only date people that lie the best so no problem

Blood 11 years ago
Still i can enjoy it ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°) ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°) ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Isontcareusername_TM 8 years ago
I don't have to say crap

Big Moist 10 years ago
But it's opposite day-_- Also it's wabbit season! :D

JacobStone 9 years ago
They don't have to say anything

Darrylsim 11 years ago
Honestly I don't care because if I had a good experience it doesn't matter what other people thing

elephantalgorithms 12 years ago
i'm engaged so

MLG_Noob9920 11 years ago
Im 13

The_Great_Sage 8 years ago
None no one gives a shit none fucken twelvey
Load more replies

Niggakiller 2 years ago
Nothing changes?

Samantha Cortez 13 years ago
new sex life

GriffinDoge420826 9 years ago
What if that person is the same sex as you? ULTRA GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Stefanlololo 7 years ago
Who cares what they think? lol!

ProFeet 10 years ago
Sarcasm

deadshrimpking 11 years ago
They already do

haleeray13 11 years ago
Wow why would you do that though?

hetalia prussia 11 years ago
Wtf im only 12 here people

Jpn 9 years ago
Guys this button won't actually affect anything about you unless you have sex with someone AFTER sleeping with them. Essentially you two have sex, sleep together, and then the next sex they have will be the greatest in their life.

Jamie Lynn Layton 13 years ago
BULL-SHIT

pizzalover 9 years ago
My bf sleeps with me he SOO sexy I want SEX like that mmmmm yumm

Metar 11 years ago
Okey

Amibear 10 years ago
But one must not tell lies Delores

thisistrue 5 years ago
well. the first person will stick around do that"s perfectly fine

Bearacade 11 years ago
and the bad thing for me???

ApocalypseGamer 8 years ago
Tell everyone we had horrible sex on Opposite Day

mark69 10 years ago
I dont give a fuck what people tell each other,i had the best seexx brah

JanaTheWolf 9 years ago
Eh... NO?

cash5466 11 years ago
im, like, so no fucks given right now.

DrValken 11 years ago
im 11, no downside sucker

Trevor Valance 13 years ago
they would do it anyway. bitches want me all for theyselves.

ChristopherHargreaves 9 years ago
Doesn't matter; had sex

Foxy-chu 6 years ago
I’m to young

angelgarden37 11 years ago
They shouldn't be fn and telling anyway. That's childish

plazmafighter 11 years ago
and then she will say she was joking ha loophole

Mr. Stone 11 years ago
555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes... [Show full comment]
Load more comments