You are the greatest programmer in the world
but
You can only program Candy Crush spin offs
I will not

Tortoise 11 years ago
Then you aren't even a "ok" programmer.

Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago
I know right
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GurlOfDaButton 11 years ago
Just program a different game out of it and call it "CANDY CRUSH SPIN OFF"

LuckyPanda 9 years ago
You could just program a game that is vaguely similar to Candy Crush but is a lot better!
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jfb1337 11 years ago
??? You mean Bejewled spin-offs? (of which candy crush is one)

LeGuerreChaton 9 years ago
Was thinking the same thing.

ApexSpice 10 years ago
Never says anything about scams and click bait OMG NEW EPIC CALL OF DUTY FOR 50.00 DOLLARS wait this is a rip off of candy crush

CamOler 10 years ago
You can teach people how to program and become the greatest teacher ever

rulesofpingas 8 years ago
Wtf :/

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
i'm still rich.

Phinerxen 9 years ago
Make the best game ever. Put a minigame thats a candy crush spin off. Done

ThatRandomBeatboxer 10 years ago
How can you be the greatest programmer if you program candy crush?! Stupid ass question

Razi191 10 years ago
Candy crush is a spin off itself

thelolbro123 11 years ago
Hell no

Nathan Johnson 13 years ago
What would be the point?

Aussienerd 11 years ago
You can program insane graphics and such and sell that to other companies to make other things... I should of pressed the button
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TheIronWarrior 9 years ago
Just make any game you want, and all it a candy crush spinoff. It doesn't even have to be in the title. People would be confused, though.

Warrior101 11 years ago
Candy Crush is a spinoff.

BeeTheImmortal 11 years ago
Then you suck at programming, so LOOPWHORE ALERT!!!

An Apple 11 years ago
Waste of talent

XxxMLGNOSCOPERxxX 11 years ago
Why the hell would I do that

HannibalKing602 10 years ago
My games would make sooo much money

StraitWhiteMale 5 years ago
But it would be the BEST Candy Crush spin-off, and in 100 years, people will think that match-three games are spin-offs of your game

Blake Doeren 13 years ago
Are you kidding? I'm already the world's best programmer!

joran817 10 years ago
A xbone is a bone shaped like a X

SeeleMeep 11 years ago
I'll make all the people that have downloaded Candy Crush to pay me so they can play it

stride1313 10 years ago
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE SOOOO MUCH NOPE

sargos7 11 years ago
So, basically, this would be a world where every other programmer lost all of their skills, knowledge and talent. 'Cause that's the only way a candy crush dev would be considered the greatest...

barlaxmcchicken 9 years ago
Just cus I make the spinoff doesn't mean it has to be exactly like candy crush. Turn it into an RPG or fps. Name it crushing Candy.

RandomDude63 11 years ago
so basically, this button is giving you great abilities of programming, then it simultaneously takes it all back... WTF DUDE!?!?!?!?!?

Kiroto 11 years ago
thus, you aren't the greatest programmer

AK_Vindication 2 years ago
who even likes candy crush?

nathan00 12 years ago
the two things contradict each other

JoeySTRIKE 11 years ago
No point then

SwellPear 10 years ago
I just want the option to be able to program something, since I don't plan on becoming a programmer anyways.

Catlover12388 11 years ago
I hate candy crush

flzzzzy 6 years ago
as long as it has a single thing to do with candy crush then its considered a spinoff

the lich king 11 years ago
I HATE THAT GAME!

dankmemes101 9 years ago
So? I"d scam old rich people into buying extra lives and boosters. I'm making money- does it really matter what types of games they are?

WolfPupGaming 11 years ago
I REALLY want to become an amazing game designer. I really wanted to do this. I just couldn't make only one game. Besides, I'm not bad at it as is! ;P

Shokhin 10 years ago
Just ask someone else to publish ur genius and take credit for it

Gozzer 11 years ago
i don't think you would be the best programmer in the world if that was all you could code

Alex1129 11 years ago
Really? Candy Crush sucks

M.C Mikey 11 years ago
NOOOOOOO NOT CANDY CRUSH

Creative_Dummy 5 years ago
If you"re the best programmer, you would be able to code everything.

Jacob Mousseau 13 years ago
every game i programmed would have subliminal messages telling them to get off their fucking phones all the time, but they wont listen.

Bluemoonkiller 10 years ago
Onee chan

PlasmaPlayerMC 9 years ago
Xd

Unicorn111 10 years ago
You could have a bunch of "mini games" on one game and everyone will love u

Oktek 11 years ago
You say that one can still get money from this... But it's not really the case. I, for example, want to learn modding games (Minecraft, Starbound, maybe Skyrim). If I pressed this button, I would abandon my dreams to program stupid games in one theme... No, thanks.

duffin_13 11 years ago
NO, JUST NO

Lucadabuttonpresser 11 years ago
It didn't say it was your job

SameMan6 9 years ago
Teach it to people!

Verysmartpersom 2 years ago
program the game you want with candy crush sprites, and then have a friend redo all the sprites.
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