You become Batman
but
You have to watch your parents be murdered and at least half of every day must be spent brooding
I will not


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dogpond12 3 years ago
i wish my parents were ded they keep taking away my XBOX 360!!!

theMoistAlphabet 3 years ago
oof that suck

bilbo baggins 11 years ago
(in dark raspy voice) IM BATMAN

AF 8 years ago
I didn't know there was internet middle earth! Or that the most famous introvert ever live would be on website like this...
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Monkey_D._Luffy 3 years ago
Hey Vsauce, Michael Here

dogpond 3 years ago
I WOULD NEVER FUCKING BROOD

EeveeGaming 4 years ago
Batman logic

Travis Lester 13 years ago
So... I become Batman, and then I become Batman?

Sgsb 6 years ago
This reminds me of that movie poster. Baman listened to his parents
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minecraftmonkey1131mincraft5 9 years ago
I don’t like Batman that much

vodam 9 years ago
Yeah? What does that profile picture say?

SirWi 9 years ago
66% are fools Batman

Skyfall2221 8 years ago
Do I get the butler?

LandonBygate 9 years ago
Copyright

Curtis Plante 13 years ago
so just Batman

Kookeekwisp Dustin Pollack 13 years ago
This button needs more Batman!

Migdin1 9 years ago
I WANT A BUTLER NAMED ALFRED!!!

Emma ClaireBear 13 years ago
I'M ALREADY BATMAN >:3

Sados1 11 years ago
Bruce wean isnt u ur emma clairbear

bbfett101 11 years ago
So I literally just become Batman. Do I get a Robin? Also, parents alive in alternate universes which at one point batman can travel through. Yeah, SCIENCE!

JumboJawsh 3 years ago
my father beats ,e in a drunken rage nightly

RedRavenRiot 10 years ago
I first read breeding instead of brooding

forestfir409 11 years ago
i told you i picked bound over blood so ok

Pyrox 11 years ago
I AM NOT A BIG FAN OF BATMAN SOOOO NO THANKS.

Aidenmoore 11 years ago
Bitch, I am Batman

Miabecca 11 years ago
man i do that anyway

Tylerjevans12 9 years ago
I would become BATMAN DOUBLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

dog_pissing 3 years ago
ded parents im batman

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago
batman sucks

Jkst 10 years ago
I AM BATMAN

Ashton cool 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Rainbow_Kitten 10 years ago
I DON'T EVEN LIKE BATMAN!!!! IMA GIRL!!!!😣

Baughg1 10 years ago
Sexdist

yay1111111111 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Big Cheese 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

SNAKEGIRL 8 years ago
that downside comes with being Batman

ThatGuy1337 11 years ago
So, Batman?

MLGTurtle 11 years ago
i dont like batman

BanBan 3 years ago
Ephesians 5:15

that random girl 11 years ago
I already watched my parents get murdered. Do I get a cookie?

Gabriel Murilo 11 years ago
no man,NUUU

SIenderman 3 years ago
You become Batman but You have to collect my pages

Avalon BlackButler Cobain 13 years ago
why would i wanna be batman?

magicfishcloudchicken78 10 years ago
Oh jeez too many batmans in the world

Itshalloween 8 years ago
WHY ARE PEOPLE ONLY TALKING ABT THE BATMAN?!?!?!? WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO SEE THEIR PARENTS MURDERED?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

salmonisland722 11 years ago
lol

tacocat1 11 years ago
im batman dadadaduhdaduhdaduhdadadadadadaduhdadaduh lol

Lucyisboss 11 years ago
But Batman's parents are dead so do you just see their ghosts or.....

ZionistsWillBurnInHell 11 years ago
Do you think batman would choose to see his parents dying so that he becomes a crime fighter? Yea actually use that piece of shit inside of your skulls to think, dipshits....

Farwest 9 years ago
So I become a douple Batman

Q_ImpracticalJokers 3 years ago
ermm downside??? :3

Alex Pasteris 13 years ago
So i go into batman's shoes? the only downside really is the parents.

KINGLINUS1 10 years ago
meh to DC

Ashton cool 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Ninja_4 10 years ago
I would be terrible at my job.

Dudemanperson 11 years ago
Isnt that what batman does?
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