Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 9 months ago

Only weakness? So no problem with fire, sun, etc? PRESS?!?

riceboy18 11 years ago

I swear if I see another damn "Girl: am I pretty?" I will find the orginator...and I will kill them.

Gojifan1975 9 years ago

YES KILL THEM

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StormyAnne 9 years ago

It doesn't say you have to KILL them, or even take a lot. Vampires typically have some kind of compulsion ability, so you can compel them to sleep or stand still and take a small amount of blood. They"re not technically willing (in the sense of giving you ... [Show full comment]

WolfTamer 9 years ago

I prefer werewolves

RareGhazt 2 years ago

Same

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VeryCreativeName 11 years ago

Well there goes the problem of over-population..

Jean Has No Life 10 years ago

Well I guess you could say I'm *puts on sunglasses* a sucky person

Dr. HerpaDerp 11 years ago

Heheh, I suck....

Xx_MLG_Pro_420_360_666_xX 11 years ago

You can just drink the blood of terrorists and evil people Like Hitler

Denki__Kaminari 6 years ago

Hes immortal since vampires typical abilitys include immortality

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Beth Stephens 13 years ago

...so...you're a vampire?

netebaG 9 years ago

No, you’re a TYPICAL vampire that isn’t weak against garlic and sunlight

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87Oscar87 11 years ago

What the hell is wrong with that guy?

Ohdead 10 years ago

Ill make a drink called Blood but its really fruit punch

Maddie Bailey 13 years ago

Sure thing man, just rock up to prisons and drink the blood of all the pedophiles and child-rapists. They get what they deserve

Migdin1 9 years ago

Im not sure if they would let a guy that wants to drink blood in to the prison...

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CPTPOTATOSE 11 years ago

UR A FUCKING VAMPIRE THATS WHAT THEY DO

uku1928 11 years ago

Hitler did nothing wrong spam is bad spam.

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

Dolphin u need to die.

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AmyThomas 8 years ago

No downside 😈🤫😝 jk

LARAUJO_01 11 years ago

Why go through all that when you could just get bitten by another vampire?

Shaunethomas 10 years ago

Um pressing a button is much easier than trying to find a vampire you"d search all over the world!

JazmineLowen 11 years ago

Can I sparkle in sunlight?

Enver Jr Zeric 13 years ago

i would drink animal blood

Mr. Gummieworm 10 years ago

Blood taste grose dude!

DakotaStein 9 years ago

why the hell would anyone want to be a vampire?

Lemonjake25 11 years ago

Sick,gross,what?!

Sigmaspider 6 years ago

So I'm a vampire and I don't die from the usual ridiculous things vampires die from. Done.

zombiekiller 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

sigil-of-omega 6 years ago

may i use the steamroller on this fool

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Pupinia_Waifu69 11 years ago

Vampires are gay m8

KatCat 8 years ago

"Get all typical vampire abilities." still human has a DROP of her own blood

Shaunethomas 10 years ago

Kill a pig or something with blood

NikolaKing1 9 years ago

sunlight? anyone?

Mrkiller 9 years ago

IKR

Jamison Michael Mills 13 years ago

id press it

Hackatictac 10 years ago

I see no Downside

MaryAnne Ravenchild Emberlin 13 years ago

I don't care if they die

AubreyA ;)&lt;3 10 years ago

what if i accidentally drink the blood of a family, and i am a vegitarian , so doesn't that get me some sort of pass???

Asdasdas 2 years ago

Im vapirecist (racist to vampires)

Danniboy1234 9 years ago

So... 27735 vampire exist in the World?

NewYorkSim 11 years ago

If u have typical vampire abilities u would be immortal so u won't die

FlamingChocolate 7 years ago

How much?

Laserface_ 11 years ago

Sucking blood is dangerous anyway, because AIDS.

anonymouscheerios 9 years ago

I live in the sunniest place on the damn planet. Hard pass.

zepicone 9 years ago

Fuck yea, vampire 4 life

regret_nothing 12 years ago

downside????

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago

Funny, I'm diabetic. BEWARE ME, I'M SUCKING MY FINGER!!

Ray28G 11 years ago

46% fucking psycho

meatloave 2 months ago

so pay them instead of asking swipe a bag of blood from a RedCross then take one droplet from it three times a week , put the droplet in a cup of water then drink it. you could stretch out that pint of blood for a decade , technically , you would only need a single molecule of blood anyway.