A. Batman"s family are dead
B. Batman has no friends, for he is Batman. Batman only has people he does not punch in the face with his money powers. Batman does not love. He punch, or he is not punch.
(if you can't find the humour in this comment I hope Batman punches you in the balls)
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DedicatedOtaku9 years ago
Isn't that basically who batman is? He has no parents and I'm 99.9% sure he has no friends.
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chris13141519 years ago
I will friend with superheros:))
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JediKnight10 years ago
Always be yourself............Unless you can be Batman then be Batman
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autocar6610 years ago
Ok i cant see them as badkamer ill Just change back...
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JustAGuy97110 years ago
I"M BATMAN!!!!
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Capflame10 years ago
You know why I said yes?
BECAUSE I"M BATMAN!!!!
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masterchief117701410 years ago
i work alone
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TheUnkn0wnN00b10 years ago
Robot family!
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Alexander Rinard13 years ago
Batman has no family. And fuck your friends. You're Batman.
I really couldn't do this.there is someone very important to me that I couldn't live without. I don't care for my foster family
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just press it (or don't)11 years ago
i don't even like batman, so what, and family and friends are life, how will you get married
Migdin19 years ago
Not everyone wants to get married.
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Kaitlyn Burke13 years ago
So in other words, I become Batman?
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Lory Alice Bay13 years ago
30% of people press the button and 100% of them are assholes...
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ASmolPansexual10 years ago
Man y"all are assholes if you"re like "Who cares about family" or "fuck them" and even just plain ignorant like "WOAH I"M BATMAN" like how do you actually become that douchebag to say that? See this is why I hate being part of the 21st century generation. Assholes.
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KianaTheSalad11 years ago
I am not going to have gender change any time soon
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OscarNechvoglod9 years ago
why risk my life every day AND lose friends and family
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joshua200511 years ago
I have an answer to the "never seeing your friends and family again" part. It's called GETTING A LIFE
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yesmann6 years ago
Who needs friends?
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T.F.G11 years ago
Do I get to see CatWoman
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GangsternauwL9 years ago
Thats "BAT" news
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lololololololol11 years ago
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That one guy that you hate next door11 years ago
Guess what, more spammmm
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Lolidol god10 years ago
Got this twice
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Migdin19 years ago
Atleast it is better than having them murdered....
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Cuddlebutt12 years ago
Didn't matter what the alternative was, the second I saw Batman, I knew my destiny. I am Batman.
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sonicj0110 years ago
just talk to them and dont look at them
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Letsmine8 years ago
BECAUSE I"M not batman
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CharlieBPlays 11 years ago
Because a lot of them are dead?
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Watermelonman10 years ago
So, i never see batman"s friens and family? Im fine with that.
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Matthew Vosten13 years ago
you had me at batman
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Urocjon9 years ago
Nope. Batman is boring...
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Aurora magi11 years ago
just make new friends. seriously im sure superman has space hulu in his fortress. ill go over to watch space cartoons.
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1135753310 years ago
Who likes batman?
Migdin110 years ago
Most people, he could kill superman if ge wanted to.
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SecondEleven3 years ago
I Will Eat Batman Ass
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ElyasHero11 years ago
Batman dont have family and friends
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Altaf asad10 years ago
Dont mind being batman really
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NIKLSON6 years ago
Yeah
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Buzzinlight11 years ago
I hate DC so...
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JoeyIbanez9 years ago
Yay New Justice Friends Club
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that random girl11 years ago
I don't have friends or family.
*cries in corner*
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Giuligirl9 years ago
I can be fucking BATMAN!!!
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kade_playz11 years ago
The downside is the same as being batman so....
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lexihyral10 years ago
Batman never saw his family ever again after he became Batman.
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Gabrieljynkx10 years ago
nope I'd rather not become a mentally tormented billionaire besides I don't have it in me to hurt another human no matter who they are
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