You become Batman.
but
You will never see your friends and family ever again.
I will not

Spaghetti_thing 10 months ago
Who tf is batman

Maharid 3 years ago
What Nightwing of the Titans Series say about Batman.

DennisGR 10 years ago
I AM FUCKING BATMAN I DONT NEED ANYONE

AisCool 9 years ago
Omg your profile pic and comment go so well together! 🤣

Somerandomwizard 9 years ago
Ha ha, jokes on you, I don’t have friends! ... hello darkness my old fri- oh, yeah T_T

Sitor 11 years ago
batman the hero or batman the city? :/

Migdin1 9 years ago
But that doesnt make sense, why would anyone want to be one of the greatest heroes ever, when you could be a city!
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Alex Gorcea 13 years ago
Fuck'em.

The Howling Wolf 9 years ago
Pervert
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ItaPita11 9 years ago
A. Batman"s family are dead B. Batman has no friends, for he is Batman. Batman only has people he does not punch in the face with his money powers. Batman does not love. He punch, or he is not punch. (if you can't find the humour in this comment I hope Batman punches you in the balls)

DedicatedOtaku 9 years ago
Isn't that basically who batman is? He has no parents and I'm 99.9% sure he has no friends.

chris1314151 9 years ago
I will friend with superheros:))

JediKnight 10 years ago
Always be yourself............Unless you can be Batman then be Batman

autocar66 10 years ago
Ok i cant see them as badkamer ill Just change back...

JustAGuy971 10 years ago
I"M BATMAN!!!!

Capflame 10 years ago
You know why I said yes? BECAUSE I"M BATMAN!!!!

masterchief1177014 10 years ago
i work alone

TheUnkn0wnN00b 10 years ago
Robot family!

Alexander Rinard 13 years ago
Batman has no family. And fuck your friends. You're Batman.

sayomina00 10 years ago
Damian Wayne. Son of Batman.
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TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 11 years ago
I really couldn't do this.there is someone very important to me that I couldn't live without. I don't care for my foster family

just press it (or don't) 11 years ago
i don't even like batman, so what, and family and friends are life, how will you get married

Migdin1 9 years ago
Not everyone wants to get married.

Kaitlyn Burke 13 years ago
So in other words, I become Batman?

Lory Alice Bay 13 years ago
30% of people press the button and 100% of them are assholes...

ASmolPansexual 10 years ago
Man y"all are assholes if you"re like "Who cares about family" or "fuck them" and even just plain ignorant like "WOAH I"M BATMAN" like how do you actually become that douchebag to say that? See this is why I hate being part of the 21st century generation. Assholes.

KianaTheSalad 11 years ago
I am not going to have gender change any time soon

OscarNechvoglod 9 years ago
why risk my life every day AND lose friends and family

joshua2005 11 years ago
I have an answer to the "never seeing your friends and family again" part. It's called GETTING A LIFE

yesmann 6 years ago
Who needs friends?

T.F.G 11 years ago
Do I get to see CatWoman

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
Thats "BAT" news

lololololololol 11 years ago
EliseBravernDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's... [Show full comment]

That one guy that you hate next door 11 years ago
Guess what, more spammmm

Lolidol god 10 years ago
Got this twice

Migdin1 9 years ago
Atleast it is better than having them murdered....

Cuddlebutt 12 years ago
Didn't matter what the alternative was, the second I saw Batman, I knew my destiny. I am Batman.

sonicj01 10 years ago
just talk to them and dont look at them

Letsmine 8 years ago
BECAUSE I"M not batman

CharlieBPlays 11 years ago
Because a lot of them are dead?

Watermelonman 10 years ago
So, i never see batman"s friens and family? Im fine with that.

Matthew Vosten 13 years ago
you had me at batman

Urocjon 9 years ago
Nope. Batman is boring...

Aurora magi 11 years ago
just make new friends. seriously im sure superman has space hulu in his fortress. ill go over to watch space cartoons.

11357533 10 years ago
Who likes batman?

Migdin1 10 years ago
Most people, he could kill superman if ge wanted to.

SecondEleven 3 years ago
I Will Eat Batman Ass

ElyasHero 11 years ago
Batman dont have family and friends

Altaf asad 10 years ago
Dont mind being batman really

NIKLSON 6 years ago
Yeah

Buzzinlight 11 years ago
I hate DC so...

JoeyIbanez 9 years ago
Yay New Justice Friends Club

that random girl 11 years ago
I don't have friends or family. *cries in corner*

Giuligirl 9 years ago
I can be fucking BATMAN!!!

kade_playz 11 years ago
The downside is the same as being batman so....

lexihyral 10 years ago
Batman never saw his family ever again after he became Batman.

Gabrieljynkx 10 years ago
nope I'd rather not become a mentally tormented billionaire besides I don't have it in me to hurt another human no matter who they are
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