Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0908 months ago

whoever. there are no limits to this, are there? could i just... marry some random alien that could introduce me to epic technology or something?

liass129 years ago

'' cheating is physically impossible. '' Challenge accepted.

CorbaKing7 years ago

No as in you can't do it. Like no matter what you can not cheat on your spouse.

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Alexbi2323 years ago

Laughs in asexual

untakennamelast year

I was just about to say that

Aether9 years ago

Marry someone rich, take all their money, divorce and bang anyone afterwards. Poof, loophole

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Imagine marrying Bill Gates for his money.

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undefined9 years ago

*asexual laughter*

coldestneptuneVriska8 years ago

i would say "yay! Asexual!" but alas i am Demisexual

ranboomba2 years ago

BoopYourNose it means that you don't feel sexual attraction to someone before you know them well. :)

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Enel3 years ago

“aSeXuAl lAuGhTeR”

TheLonelyCheese9 years ago

Is cheating mentally possible?

Cross-sansy8 years ago

Ok and sex is not everything in being married

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

True dat

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

I don't want to marry.

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

Same

ClareWhite9 years ago

Downside?

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

Upside?

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Noobslayerxxxxx5 years ago

57 percent you do know that you dont have to be married right?

DEEZNUTS0049 years ago

I want sex so no

Sami Balts12 years ago

Woo for asexuality!

Ramen2465 years ago

Yassss!!

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Marcus-1018 years ago

At least you can beat your meat while looking at her.

Camille_03048 years ago

Stay engaged to them until your seventies or eighties, and have lots of SEX!!! Then, marry them once you get too old for sex.

Krusek8 years ago

don't marry them, stay engaged to them.

PlumpiXD8 years ago

It would be okay for me, even if my partner is cheating at me. Because I love her like crazy...

AnyaSingh7 years ago

That"s some true love!😆

RainbowAngleWings9 years ago

I chose yes cuz if you are feeling like: #forever alone then yeah.... YOU DON'T NEED SEX!!!1

Deadcool13139 years ago

Just don't get married and have tons of sex then get married when you feel it's good.

BoopYourNose5 years ago

yes

QwerAsdfZxcv9 years ago

Pfft, since when are relationships about love? SEX! SEX! SEX!

Awesomepeach33 years ago

UM, SINCE ALWAYS?

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Superwar37957 years ago

didn’t say anything about divorce..

Suck-my-juicy-cheeseburger8 years ago

Wait, the only thing different from real life is how if I press the button, i lose my sex privileges. How sad....

ChaosHuntsman8 years ago

Live together with the intent to be married, get married in your late 70"s.

Supra1Skylineee8 years ago

I don't cheat I hate cheaters (AKA) my ex

lizabean8 years ago

basically all of the ppl on here are asexual 😂😂😂

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

I'm not asexual but I won't have sex cuz aromantic exists

DaDerpedDerp8 years ago

Idc about sex woohoo I won't be lonely

KoDan768 years ago

That feeling when you are virgin :(

Zekzar9 years ago

Have sex with them until you physicalpy can't have sex anymore. Then get married. Easy.

Josh Burchard12 years ago

So..basically a normal marriage?

ThatAnnoyingNerd7 years ago

You would hope.

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ReLaX9 years ago

I'm 12...

BoopYourNose5 years ago

omg me too

ABBEH9 years ago

First off, that second thing isn't a bad side. If you loved them you wouldn't cheat anyway, and therefore if you wanted to cheat you wouldn't have chosen to marry them. The other thing doesn't matter to me but I guess some people might not like that.

Adam Sikorski12 years ago

I need sex.

John Havlin12 years ago

Just have sex before the marriage

Hitzuki Key12 years ago

No sex? No way. :c

BoopYourNose5 years ago

yes

Thehitmanofmeems7 years ago

Ummmmmm

Mollywolly10 years ago

Ummmm... I wouldn't cheat anyways. Probs no *** either

RedVexeD8 years ago

Um... So... Like the stereotype marriage as seen through the lens of most male sitcom characters? No thanks, this sounds like a no win for anyone who isn't along the lines of asex.

FatSumo119 years ago

If you guys love eachother, it won't matter.

scythe watch9 years ago

get her knocked up, THEN marry her boom kid and good life

FireSonicTheSandwich8 years ago

ZOMG ANOTHER FURRY LIKE ME

Laser_Gamer9 years ago

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AddieHardy7 years ago

HELL YEAH I DONT WANT SEX ANYWAYS!!! Yeah you heard me! I don’t find a need for it in the slightest, plus me and my man can always adopt or even do surrogate. 🤗