Will You Press The Button?

Swimpienator 3 years ago

ha i was immortal from the last button press

Mitchell 10 years ago

Well getting old is a kind of physical disorder, it causes your body to degrade phisicaly. If u never get old, u never die. So, what is half of infinity

meatloave last year

Excellent loophole! Half of infinity? Hmmmmmmmmmmm.......a bunch? A bunch sounds right

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big BOOM 10 years ago

i hate my life anyway

1337master 8 years ago

NO! My mental disorders make me who I am! And I actually kinda love my anxiety, because I live With it, sooo... Don't judge me! *Jumps out of window, shredding at the saxophone while doing so*

Trey KrazyGalaxy Nielsen 13 years ago

i'd rather have the shemigani eye

bucketofblonk 5 years ago

velocityraptor omg you were the one that made the shimigani eye button

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CollinCarter 9 years ago

Downside. Not. Detected.

Happyhaby 9 years ago

Yep

Iain Cavins 13 years ago

Plot Twist: life expectancy raises to 200 years old in the near future.

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

No thanks. I'd rather have ADHD

Schplexus 6 years ago

Well ADD counts as ADHD as far as I know.

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Drey Blevins 13 years ago

As someone who is sick a lot of the time (I had cancer earlier this year) I would do this. I would do this hard.

Deeznutsgotem' 11 years ago

*i would do this hard* *pokerface*

Badassgirlnerd 9 years ago

Great I get to die sooner AND not have depression/anxiety/not get sick. Wow!

Bon_Bon666 11 years ago

you can just say half -_-

lion23 11 years ago

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Wax Wlaymore 11 years ago

fuck that iv already got a 50 year life span

hollandcasino 11 years ago

it is like being sick

DeathSkull4500 9 years ago

there is no upside....... if you didnt press the button you would live 100% of your life and if you pressed the button you would never be sick again but there would be no point since living 100% of your life is better

Austin Whitlow 13 years ago

isn't death considered an illness on med bottles?

never256 10 years ago

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SsAnDeRsOn2 11 years ago

No thanks I want to live a full life

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx 11 years ago

All the edgy dark kids are like. OH I totally am a psychopath so I better press the button

lion23 11 years ago

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bloodyfox110 6 years ago

Y E S :^)

Pig207 11 years ago

dying of old age doesnt exist, its just your boddy not being strong enough to fight of deseases, and since you cant get diseases... -Hunter

Heromine4123 11 years ago

I already don't get sick so there is no point

Bobbychadwick 9 years ago

Yes!

tintin51532 11 years ago

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peppermintgamer 11 years ago

Muchael learn to fucking read. It said lose all kinds disorders BUT reduced lifetime. It's not a lose/lose its still a dillemma.

BorbingoBoy 11 years ago

I wanna loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Fanning 2 years ago

Then I will have a short but happy life

Camille Jet-Lynx Udunno 13 years ago

Going by how long people in my family tend to live, I would only make it to 40 or at most 50 years. Pass

coo! cat 10 years ago

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lion23 11 years ago

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roseverdict 9 years ago

I GET TO LIVE THE NEXT 40 YEARS FREE FROM DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY ＨＥＣＫＹＥＡＨ

Tails.exe x Cream.exe 11 years ago

Otisam weirdly makes me smart for some reason I'm more intelligent them my high school cousin

Crusader2113 9 years ago

Death is physical so...

jake13 11 years ago

I like having dollusions though

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Nosger 11 years ago

But I Presses a button before Two minutes, wich said, I will Life Forever. Mathematic description, Please!

Simyn64 10 years ago

WTC is wrong with commenting don't you just hate when it does this.rn Its so weird

Simyn64 10 years ago

OMFG it did it twice wtf

Schplexus 6 years ago

I like some of my disorders. Some others are hell tho.

A FREAKING DUCK 11 years ago

Lol I have no diseases or anything, I wouldn't press this button if it reduced my life expectancy by 10% xD

lion23 11 years ago

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Derpy_Link 11 years ago

Who's to say that I wouldn't live to 200?

KidScion 11 years ago

My ADHD is what makes me, me, do I think I'll not click that button.

LevinKiss 9 years ago

Hell no

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Pickleszach 9 years ago

If you get no sickness your lifetime is majorly extended so the 50% that is taken will still leave you with a longer than average lifetime.

Dark_Raven97 11 years ago

so im dead now or isit the time left wich is halved?

rexafun12 10 years ago

i said I will not cause I think that i'd rather live longer and see my freinds more

BorbingoBoy 11 years ago

Leave* xD

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