26055 (28%) 67228 (72%)
26055 (28%) people have pressed this button, while 67228 (72%) did not.
You lose any physical and psycological disorders and will never get sick again.
but
Your lifetime is reduced by 50%.
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Swimpienatorlast year
ha i was immortal from the last button press

Mitchell9 years ago
Well getting old is a kind of physical disorder, it causes your body to degrade phisicaly. If u never get old, u never die. So, what is half of infinity

Shadowlegend_911 months ago
Infinity / 2
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1337master7 years ago
NO! My mental disorders make me who I am! And I actually kinda love my anxiety, because I live With it, sooo... Don't judge me! *Jumps out of window, shredding at the saxophone while doing so*

big BOOM9 years ago
i hate my life anyway

Trey KrazyGalaxy Nielsen12 years ago
i'd rather have the shemigani eye

bucketofblonk3 years ago
velocityraptor omg you were the one that made the shimigani eye button
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CollinCarter8 years ago
Downside. Not. Detected.

Happyhaby8 years ago
Yep

Iain Cavins12 years ago
Plot Twist: life expectancy raises to 200 years old in the near future.

Dayna Morris12 years ago
No thanks. I'd rather have ADHD

Schplexus4 years ago
Well ADD counts as ADHD as far as I know.
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Drey Blevins12 years ago
As someone who is sick a lot of the time (I had cancer earlier this year) I would do this. I would do this hard.

Deeznutsgotem'9 years ago
*i would do this hard* *pokerface*

UnrealSMAT5 years ago
I want to die

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago
HELL NAW

lion239 years ago
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xXx_Pink_Sheep_Fan_xXx9 years ago
Pink Sheep makes all his fans immortal lol jk

DavidG_429 years ago
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Kittenlover1018 years ago
I pressed a button for immortalty so ha!

muchael10 years ago
so.... Get reduced lifetime or get reduced lifetime... It's a lose/lose

hufflepuffhaley8 years ago
Epilepsy/chiari/anxiety/depression sucks, but I want to live every moment I get. I"d rather live will all my shit thank you.

GamersCat9 years ago
I'd rather be able to be sick, being sick gives you a day off from stuff like school and work :D

lion239 years ago
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lion239 years ago
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Badassgirlnerd7 years ago
Great I get to die sooner AND not have depression/anxiety/not get sick. Wow!

Bon_Bon6669 years ago
you can just say half -_-

DeathSkull45008 years ago
there is no upside....... if you didnt press the button you would live 100% of your life and if you pressed the button you would never be sick again but there would be no point since living 100% of your life is better

Wax Wlaymore9 years ago
fuck that iv already got a 50 year life span

hollandcasino9 years ago
it is like being sick

SsAnDeRsOn29 years ago
No thanks I want to live a full life

Austin Whitlow12 years ago
isn't death considered an illness on med bottles?

never2569 years ago
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lion239 years ago
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bloodyfox1104 years ago
Y E S :^)

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx9 years ago
All the edgy dark kids are like. OH I totally am a psychopath so I better press the button

Heromine41239 years ago
I already don't get sick so there is no point

Pig2079 years ago
dying of old age doesnt exist, its just your boddy not being strong enough to fight of deseases, and since you cant get diseases... -Hunter

tintin515329 years ago
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peppermintgamer10 years ago
Muchael learn to fucking read. It said lose all kinds disorders BUT reduced lifetime. It's not a lose/lose its still a dillemma.

Bobbychadwick8 years ago
Yes!

Fanninglast year
Then I will have a short but happy life

Camille Jet-Lynx Udunno12 years ago
Going by how long people in my family tend to live, I would only make it to 40 or at most 50 years. Pass

coo! cat9 years ago
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BorbingoBoy9 years ago
I wanna loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Tails.exe x Cream.exe9 years ago
Otisam weirdly makes me smart for some reason I'm more intelligent them my high school cousin

lion239 years ago
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roseverdict7 years ago
I GET TO LIVE THE NEXT 40 YEARS FREE FROM DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY HECK YEAH

DABOSS5413459 years ago
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Crusader21138 years ago
Death is physical so...

jake139 years ago
I like having dollusions though

Simyn648 years ago
WTC is wrong with commenting don't you just hate when it does this.rn Its so weird

Simyn648 years ago
OMFG it did it twice wtf

Nosger9 years ago
But I Presses a button before Two minutes, wich said, I will Life Forever. Mathematic description, Please!

lion239 years ago
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