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You are paid $10 million to attend one year of incredibly intensive combat, survival, and weapons training.
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Once per month for the next ten years, a randomly selected world government will dispatch an assassin to attempt to kill you.
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Maharid 3 years ago
Nah, the year of training is not worth it.

Arcanedoom59 11 years ago
would anyone else have fun with this situation?

Ivannetre2040 10 months ago
Yeahhh
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JeezBeez 11 years ago
come at me bro! *presses button* Im waiting

connermckay 11 years ago
Your name's Bond, James Bond

Dan1234512 11 years ago
What about Pond? The fish.

CocoaButter 11 years ago
Sign here: ____________ Have a nice day!!

MindMaster_Studios 2 years ago
Signed: MindMaster_Studios
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Dante Shiranui 13 years ago
Now this just sounds badass and fun

lofine 9 years ago
Ikr
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Drake7011 11 years ago
Use training: kill ninja

Gerias 10 years ago
Got it, nobody knows how to kill an hentai slime girl.

Oli_BTW 6 years ago
emmmm. Emmmmmm!?

ArKade47 10 years ago
END OF THE ASSASSINS!!!

ThomasHooten 8 years ago
I'm a warrior and I ain't afraid of no assassin #make it rain

ProXelaetoR 11 years ago
Sooooo... More training?

Octomations 9 years ago
This is how it would happen. Assassin:*sneaks up behind me* Me:hehehe Assassin:time to die! Me:well I have my special attack Assassin:oh no! Me:*charges up attack* Assasin:NOOOOOOOOOO! ME:bribe Assassin:OK *assassin gets all his friends to work for me and I take over the world* The end

phamster17 9 years ago
i would assasinate the assasin

vert343 9 years ago
Simple fix: Use the $10 Mil to get a nice & well defended home, charge people for protection/mercenary services if you need more money

SeemsLegit 9 years ago
If I get professional training like this, assassins are nothing!

Mdancer0318 12 years ago
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JamesJay 10 years ago
I would invest part of that 10 mill in more than a year of training

Itsyogurl_heaven 8 years ago
I will just kill them with my incredible skills

the117doctor 9 years ago
With this and the musical underscore from the previous button, no one can get me.

OnePunch 9 years ago
With or without their training I"d still win. After all, I did ONEHUNDRED PUSHUPS, ONEHUNDRED SITUPS, ONEHUNDRED SQUATS AND A TEN KILOMETER RUN, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY, FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS!!! *insert training montage*

GlutNy 9 years ago
And yet, you’re completely bald and look like an egghead

giantgoat15 9 years ago
I hope the training was worth it

James Neville 13 years ago
sounds fun where do I sign?

stand_user 4 years ago
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ChronicDepression 9 years ago
This sojnds like an interesting book idea

healygodmatty 11 years ago
Why not

miwijkowo 4 months ago
I accidentally pressed the button, but you know what? Hell yeah

Jango Fett 11 years ago
I'll just shoot them with my plasma pistol. Hopefully they don't sent Mace Windu after me...

Foxleapp 11 years ago
um shit on u i have increddibly intensive conbat survival and weapons training idiot assassin

andrewplays4 11 years ago
where is the fucking downside

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago
I AM A KILLING MACHINE.

MlgPVPGaming69 11 years ago
Why not sounds fun plus when the government come for u...... FUCKEN YOLO

BrennaC 10 years ago
Bring it on, bitches.

Butterbuff 12 years ago
Rich and prepared

yololoa 11 years ago
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Commissar 10 years ago
Come at me bro

SashaKozinovich3 5 years ago
лол

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
im trained.

Hibitch 8 years ago
Lets do it

heytre3 11 years ago
Two words... Hell Yeah

Atomicman960 9 years ago
LETS DO IT

Brandon Faith-Blade 11 years ago
Issue is, I don't think the first month of training will be enough for you to survive the first assassin. That is unless you hired the worlds greatest bodyguard or the trainer will try to protect you.

StaryTra_Button 9 years ago
I have no soul, have a nice day !

alistair f 12 years ago
I'll have enough training to kill them

Lu.Systemic666 last year
不是训练完后拿1000万,是用1000万用来训练

satan-sama 11 years ago
Singing "SNAKE EATER"

TigerLily28 10 years ago
I'll just use my sweet ninja skills to defeat the assassins. WHYAAA :D

Rogue Arkham Merchant 13 years ago
i would.

Lbrtrain 4 years ago
$10 mil to have 120 failed assassination attempts over 10 years? not that bad ngl. And after those ten years I am a skilled combat and survival professional with $10 mil extra dollars.

Crisycrab 11 years ago
Imma be a badass!!

Zolister 9 years ago
Sounds like my type of job.

someoneonline 11 years ago
that would be asome i would take them on if i can fight good so badass
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