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You are paid $10 million to attend one year of incredibly intensive combat, survival, and weapons training.
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Once per month for the next ten years, a randomly selected world government will dispatch an assassin to attempt to kill you.
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Maharid 3 years ago
Nah, the year of training is not worth it.

Arcanedoom59 11 years ago
would anyone else have fun with this situation?

Ivannetre2040 10 months ago
Yeahhh
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JeezBeez 11 years ago
come at me bro! *presses button* Im waiting

connermckay 11 years ago
Your name's Bond, James Bond

Dan1234512 11 years ago
What about Pond? The fish.

CocoaButter 11 years ago
Sign here: ____________ Have a nice day!!

MindMaster_Studios 2 years ago
Signed: MindMaster_Studios
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Dante Shiranui 13 years ago
Now this just sounds badass and fun

lofine 9 years ago
Ikr
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Drake7011 11 years ago
Use training: kill ninja

Gerias 10 years ago
Got it, nobody knows how to kill an hentai slime girl.

Oli_BTW 6 years ago
emmmm. Emmmmmm!?

ArKade47 10 years ago
END OF THE ASSASSINS!!!

ThomasHooten 8 years ago
I'm a warrior and I ain't afraid of no assassin #make it rain

ProXelaetoR 11 years ago
Sooooo... More training?

Octomations 9 years ago
This is how it would happen. Assassin:*sneaks up behind me* Me:hehehe Assassin:time to die! Me:well I have my special attack Assassin:oh no! Me:*charges up attack* Assasin:NOOOOOOOOOO! ME:bribe Assassin:OK *assassin gets all his friends to work for me and I take over the world* The end

phamster17 9 years ago
i would assasinate the assasin

vert343 9 years ago
Simple fix: Use the $10 Mil to get a nice & well defended home, charge people for protection/mercenary services if you need more money

SeemsLegit 9 years ago
If I get professional training like this, assassins are nothing!

Mdancer0318 12 years ago
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JamesJay 10 years ago
I would invest part of that 10 mill in more than a year of training

Itsyogurl_heaven 8 years ago
I will just kill them with my incredible skills

the117doctor 9 years ago
With this and the musical underscore from the previous button, no one can get me.

OnePunch 9 years ago
With or without their training I"d still win. After all, I did ONEHUNDRED PUSHUPS, ONEHUNDRED SITUPS, ONEHUNDRED SQUATS AND A TEN KILOMETER RUN, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY, FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS!!! *insert training montage*

GlutNy 9 years ago
And yet, you’re completely bald and look like an egghead

giantgoat15 9 years ago
I hope the training was worth it

James Neville 13 years ago
sounds fun where do I sign?

stand_user 4 years ago
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Dripper12345 11 years ago
There are so many governments that the chance it bieng my own is minuscule and the country I'm in have great costoms teams sooo....

FamilyHarrelsonEpley 9 years ago
I don't like the idea of killing humans/animals. That is why I'm vegetarian.

CelinaNyan 11 years ago
but i am an assassin...

CaxiasDuke 10 years ago
pay close attention to your training and kick their asses!

Sharkie02 7 years ago
You would be John wick

Gabealva326 11 years ago
Let's go

Evil_J 11 months ago
Call me Jason Bourne

ceaser 11 years ago
I am da ninja

Kyleisawesome87 9 years ago
Yay!!

KUKAJ2 11 years ago
note the attempt part so they would never succseed

scrub420 11 years ago
just pay the assasin not to kill you

AyyyLOL 9 years ago
I'm sure, that for a small part of that money, I could afford inpenatrable armor... making any attacks defective...

ThatGuyThatGamesALot 11 years ago
Fuvk yeah i dont care about the 10 miljon i want to be a ninja

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Upside?

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago
that would be so much fun and i already took survival classes and sword and gun training

DARK_SOULS_LOVER 3 years ago
John Wick anyone

SuperButtonPresser110 9 years ago
Assassinate every assassin.

JoeySTRIKE 11 years ago
So 120 assassins will try to kill me.

abcx 10 years ago
It's unrealistic that it will be like USA, North Korea or Russia. It could just be like Austria, South Africa or Greece. I don't think they would hire the most expensive badass assasin they can find.

Karan Vir Singh 13 years ago
I don't see the conflict.

Marty123 6 years ago
Jokes on you, I want to die

MLG_Noob9920 11 years ago
its SURVIVAL

stev0withazer0 11 years ago
$10,000,000? I need it! *Presses button*.... Oh shit I forgot to read the downside. *Reads downside*... Oh. So that's what I got myself into? Uh-oh... I'm fucked.

utrarafat 10 years ago
but you will train for 1 year of incredibly intensive combat, survival, and weapons training so u can just knockout that assasin
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0tus 11 years ago
Theyre going to ATTEMPT to kill u

coolguyxy 9 years ago
So I'm Jason Bourne?

godzilanicos 11 years ago
If russia sends an assassin you are fucking screwed...

NikLMann 9 years ago
FUN

weewee 11 years ago
OKAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
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