Joke"s on you, I'm already dying slowly and painfully!!!! (:3
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MidnightBlade8 years ago
I will not because the world would come to an end because of over population and that would cause wars over territory, food and supplies. No matter how good that would sound the world we know would come to an end. Every single nuke in this would can destroy the earth 3-6 times.
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AntiHappyPie2 years ago
why tf did 56% of you press the button we would all die if this were real.
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Pika Girl9 years ago
Sayonara *presses button, dies*
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lifehacker4207 years ago
How slow will your death be? 0.00000000000001 milliseconds?
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SIFEDS9 years ago
thats fine. before i die ill tell my driends what i have done then shoot myself in the head so i dont have t deal with the pain
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LemonFerret4 years ago
if you said you would do it you are lying most likely
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evilcookiemonster2.09 years ago
We are all dying slowly so...
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D34DL0CKTheCommenter8 years ago
Who the fuck cares about mankind? For all you know, all the people that are walking around you are simulations, or just test subjects that'll get in the way of the people testing on em.
Antichrist11 months ago
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BoneSaw11 years ago
The greater good!
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Motorgears7 years ago
A worthy sacrifice. I would do that in a heartbeat.
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Weavileforce9 years ago
If you never suffer, then you can never know the true joys of life.
A world with no flaws is a world with no meaning, no emotion.
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Dudeacraft728 years ago
Me for everyone in the world? Of course!!!
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Jessica Dean12 years ago
If you're going to be selfless, might as well go out with a bang.
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bobhamburger9 years ago
as he laid in bed, slowly shriveling up and dieing, he felt happy. For it was for the greater good.
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Zacattac8 years ago
lol the pain parts already happening i literally coughed two of my ribs out of place and am in so much pain right now might as well press button to help people
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Heruni9 months ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Teryn20129 years ago
But if I do overpopulation will kill us all
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AdamSpeiser7 years ago
I am only one of many. Plus I can scream without anyone knowing. Trying to think of other benefits but there is nothing positive about dying slowly.
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wiedzminek10 years ago
It's nice that so many pressed the button ;)
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Dark223 years ago
goes to show what kind of people there are in the world 44% of people would rather watch the world burn
TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago
WE DON'T WANT TO OVERPOPULATE THE UNIVERSE
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PuttonBresser99 years ago
Chances are pressing the button means a meteor will destroy the planet and you will someone survive only to die excruciatingly. So I refuse to press the button as I do not know the method of world peace. It could be the destruction of Man or its salvation.
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AllieLlama8 years ago
I'll do it. To make people happy
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Lunaticnoah10 years ago
I'm not Jesus
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Jihadimyazz8 years ago
Suicide pain is ended
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Søphy Dinnan-Jønes12 years ago
it says EVERYONE will be happy forever and ALL diseases will be cured so yeah
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well duh9 years ago
what is wrong with this world there is one person I care about... ME!!!!!!!
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Napstablock5 years ago
NEVER, EVEN IN ONE BILLION YEARS :D
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AndrijaFuncyman9 years ago
Why would people live in a perfect world it is boring!
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jayfeather9 years ago
ARCEUC OW FUCK X(
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Choicemaster1237 years ago
Just eat a grenade.
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Poseidon The Supreme Overlord10 years ago
FuuuucK!
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Keiya8 years ago
I mean, I"ve already decided Omelas is a decent trade on the whole. It"d be kinda hypocritical to refuse to be the child.
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