You will get everything for free
but
everyone thinks you stole it
I will not


TheHappyTyranid9 years ago
So I'm going to be accused that I stole a cat when I get a girlfriend? >:D (You know what I'm sayin')

Theffects2 years ago
Cat girls are all the trend
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mouse9 years ago
BUT THAT MEANS THE POLICE THINK I DID IT AND I'LL GO TO JAIL!!!!!!!!! 7/11/16

CatMan247 years ago
thats not how it works they havve to prove it
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Chris Stevenson12 years ago
No proof, no conviction

TanjiroWPhone2 years ago
This is also true with murder I know from uh…….shows…totally not personal experience
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NightShade178 years ago
If everyone thinks you stole it then how are you abe to get it for free in the first place?

Oofmangodly6 years ago
No one knows

PartyCrasher2037 years ago
No proof? No problem!

animelover228 years ago
IDC they have no proof

Christian The Best9 years ago
i will get arrested

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
with a free bail

Dedwerg7 years ago
Get the police zo they can’t arrest you.

AndyJohn7 years ago
That exists...its called theft haha

James Mitchell12 years ago
So I'm timmy turner

RNGvideoinator2 years ago
His Father: Where did you get all that stuff? Timmy: Uhh, internet! His father: And WHERE did you get the internet? Timmy: Uhhhhhhh...
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ColinBokiki8 years ago
not unless i hide it

lrb1509 years ago
So have schizophrenia and THINK a white Morgan Freeman on a Manta ray with wings gives you stuff? Enter catchy one liner!

Loophole man9 years ago
That's what happens when you do drugs that aren't weed, kids

bruh420cat9 years ago
So basically, you are giving me an exuse for stealing things, but the exude is the truth and only I know that

Michael Collins12 years ago
I really don't care what people think

prolinette9 years ago
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KittensAreCute1057 years ago
This question does not have any stated amount of time that other people think you stole the stuff. The think it for a millisecond.

Kittenlover1017 years ago
I agree with you and your username. CAT LOVERS UNITE!

Pds3149 years ago
Isn't this just stealing?

Tommy-Atkins8 years ago
Technically if you get everything for free you did steal it.

AWESOMENESS24049 years ago
i will show them my reciepts

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago
The ability to turn into a catgirl.

looplolpop11 years ago
Get a camera. Photograph the moment he gives it to you. BOOM. Not stolen. Maybe robbed, but everyone only believes it is stolen,not robbed.

SSJ3Adean9 years ago
Not like it'll do anything

greaterfiend6 years ago
If you get everything for free, you probably did steal it.

Nick Talucci12 years ago
They can think whatever the hell they want

Fatdoope8 years ago
Show the receipt a d be like das rite bitches I'm rich^_^

anonymousish7 years ago
They can think, but they can't prove it can they? XD

youtubefan43219 years ago
brain was them duh :)

MonsterToby9 years ago
Of i get everything i will get aids right?

Slima11last year
I think that's called "Stealing"

WhoTheHellAmI?10 years ago
If the police thinks I stole it, than it's not that good...

dankmemes1018 years ago
Free respect?

Ahhhhhhhhh694204 years ago
Hey. We did not steal it. We legally took it

Brenna Wiley12 years ago
I already get accused of stealing stuff.

Icode18 years ago
everything means i can get the power to be god of reality and time cant steal that

Thermophile9 years ago
Will the be able to prove it?

Aliki31139 years ago
The police would think it too.

KawaiiSparkyBubbles1239 years ago
My everyday life.

jklol20009 years ago
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Santana7 years ago
Dick pic

JelloGoat20029 years ago
I would not be able to deal with that...

igor45988 years ago
Ill get free proof i didnt steal it.

NubsMcHatred9 years ago
I will not because ill get in trouble with the law

Liegemaximo3 years ago
Theo cops don't like this

DogeDaDoge10 years ago
NO GODDAMN PROOFS

whatdidyousay9 years ago
How do you steal something that for you is suddenly free.....

AsuraShun6 years ago
It"s not a crime if you aren't caught

Axel Kipp12 years ago
50/50. Not very surprised

Winchent7 years ago
SO I STOLE IT IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN

101titan1019 years ago
If the authorities come knockin' I'm sure 2 islands, 5 houses, 20 slaves, a few states and $1 billion will change there minds, but as biff said Back To The Future 2, I OWN THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago
Oh yeah, because you can totally steal a dragon.
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