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You can have your dream job.
but
You will have to be alone for the rest of your life.
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Maharid 6 months ago
My dream job is being paid a lot to just live my life as i want.

bluefood 10 years ago
I was waiting for someone to say "like the doctor"

PurpleMS 5 years ago
They say that everywhere
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RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago
INTROVERTS UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HumanitysStrongestWindexLover 11 years ago
Alone as in no partner or no friends? Because I need my friends, but I hate the thought of a romantic relationship e-e

Doflamingo 11 years ago
for how long are we "alone".... Illuminati confirmed

skidmark634 10 years ago
what? bad side? I like being alone.

ivegotnothing 9 years ago
adopt a kid so you aren't truly alone

pikachu1626 9 years ago
hell yeah but a baby for me coz i want to raise the baby

Fj Singh 13 years ago
unless you are a Porn Star!

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
Travis, that"s what onlyfans is for.
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Touhoulicious 11 years ago
I'm an introvert so...*Yao Ming face*

RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago
im forever alone anyways...

JLGLINK1 9 years ago
I would suicide of depression because of that

TheBrainMaster 9 years ago
I can have my dream Job without being alone. Just don't press the button and work harder.

Sonya Robel 13 years ago
considering the fact that my dream job is to be a wedding planner, that'd be pretty depressing.

Memeteam 6 years ago
Why is that your dream job.

Skram 11 years ago
Im a kid

NiftyChibi 8 years ago
So kids like to be lonely and have no friends, or are you implying that you can't have your dream job? You know, there are kids out there who have jobs, like kid actors, and... *cough* child labor *cough*.
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89NobleWolfReborn97 11 years ago
*whose

89NobleWolfReborn97 11 years ago
This is a false dilemma. There are people who's dream job is to be a stay-at-home mom/dad, so they cannot have their dream job and be alone at the same time.

Samirah 12 years ago
dream job.... IT.... least favorite part about living? socializing with [stupid]people! I see no problem here!

Josiah Rooney 13 years ago
So, full stack developer?

tychohuybers 11 years ago
how is your comment from 46 years ago?

Miguel Angel 13 years ago
I hate people, so, im good

Nerdyboy 10 years ago
Cool. I get to be a architect. Who cares about love anyway?

NiftyChibi 8 years ago
"Alone" doesn't only mean from love. You will also be alone from your friends and family.
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legakeir575 10 years ago
I'm already alone

Edwardonut_the_goofer 7 years ago
Screw that i would go insane

uughthesefuckingquestions 9 years ago
all I ever wanted

Legend.nintendo101 11 years ago
Me already

GameGeneration 9 years ago
Forever alone.

ThugLife$$ 11 years ago
Oh hell no

Sharky0456 5 years ago
31% of people need to reevaluate their work life balance

Sharky0456 5 years ago
or are just introverts ig

webbinlink 10 years ago
Um? Down side?

Z0m41e 8 years ago
Meet Stanley.

Z0m41e 8 years ago
Anyone get the reference?

spoopy.dapper.nick on Instagram 10 years ago
Like the doctor.

Solarstrike 12 years ago
*asexuals/romantics press the button to infinity*

NiftyChibi 8 years ago
You will be ALONE. This includes not having friends/family.

Winlee620 9 years ago
I wanna be a doctor tho... that means I can't cure anyone since I'm alone forever...

ActualDaughterOfSatan 9 years ago
I think it means "no friends/love life" not "no interaction" :-)

meatloave 5 months ago
you can be 'alone' on a crowded city street , you can even be ' alone' lying in a bed next to someone you had sex with , having sex with or will have sex with. Alone doesnt mean lonely or isolated.

ChristianNelson 10 years ago
wow

Nepeta:33 10 years ago
Programmer, here I come! *excitedly presses button*

Foxshade2005 7 years ago
Well i already planned on being alone for the rest of my life. Technically speaking, if this is relationship-wise, just be a hoe, yknow? As far as friends and stuff, i already seclude myself so, lol.

icarologan10 10 years ago
Considering my job is being a security guard. Its ok

ColinStayrook 9 years ago
For me it"s win win I want to be a single youtuber #win for me

Cheetah 11 years ago
Its called life

LuluisaBookworm 10 years ago
Heck yeah dude I'm aro I don't care

BenSnow 11 years ago
Then no one can catch me, the greatest hacker of the world.

SilentStorms 4 years ago
I'm already alone, so win win.

ZoruaGirl19 12 years ago
My dream job is YouTuber anyway

Edo43 8 years ago
Work for it lazy-bones

sarcasm_stud 10 years ago
no cause no dogs

ActualDaughterOfSatan 9 years ago
Can we have pets tho

Klarix 11 years ago
My dream job is being alone anyways

bossassbitch69 10 years ago
well then

Vuki183 9 years ago
No downside!!

Narwhal08 7 years ago
Alone is pretty vague. Like, I can't be in the same place as someone or I'll be single

PokemonEvi 10 years ago
I could create a living gelatinous blob to talk to if I was a chemist

Tricky 10 years ago
Bitch, shut up. I am a chemistry student and you are just letting shit come out of your mouth
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