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36401 (40%) people have pressed this button, while 53516 (60%) did not.
Sex with anyone, anywhere, anytime except at work
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Work 8 hours/day at a job you hate, for every day of your life.
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InfrontOfUrHouse3 years ago
Why is all if this sexual? I am asexual. I do not need this.

IlSoupylI6 months ago
at least it's an easy choice

Javongod3 years ago
Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh yyyyees please

HarveyWright12 months ago
I love you

RainBro9 years ago
Coming from a demisexual like myself, sex is overrated. If you want sex so badly go find yourself a hooker at the nearest corner.

Fa11enPhoenix7 years ago
Wtf is a demisexual? If it’s a what you guys call “gender” then your off the rails, their are only females and males lmao
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DeathStarDestroyer9 years ago
I hate (love) playing videogames. Don't make me play videogames :D

Nimm8 years ago
*cough* *cough*

Peti7 years ago
to be, fair you can be as lousy in your job as you want to, since you can never get fired.

LuciferSam9 years ago
Ewww sesx. I don't have a job, and I'm too young to consent legally....

Majkelele8 years ago
I"d be so bad at work so they will fire me and then I can have sex all day long

TheGreatPapyrusnyeh9 years ago
I HATE WhEN PEOLe MAkE THESE QUrSTIONS

NicolaCavarra8 years ago
I may hate being a porn actor :"))

Gatho8 years ago
I shall fuck the economy

flameyyyyyyyyyyyyy4 years ago
im 10, fuckin pedophile

Russ8 years ago
So sex and school?

AceCat6 years ago
*ASEXUAL MANIAC LAUGH* FUCK NO

Alden Brouwer12 years ago
So despite having to work a shit job for 8 hours a day, I have the other 16 hours of the day to have sex with absolutely anybody I want, anyway I want? I'm okay with this.

AbnormalCupcake7 years ago
I’m hitting celebrities first. NPH especially

lizabean8 years ago
that"s two downsides lol

Claritygirl1279 years ago
*aces in a corner*

JustJaywalking9 years ago
I'm ace...

OceaneHetaliaParis9 years ago
I'm asexual, so...... why'd I want to push the button?

Stephen Lee12 years ago
Sex with important people. Blackmail them. repeat until you have enough money to buy place of employment. Be the boss at the job you hate and still only work 8 hours,

Kristin Polston12 years ago
Johnny Depp? Robert Downey JR? Tom Hiddleston? And I'll just work up the corporate ladder until I'm the boss at the job I hate. It's a win/win

Turetheee8 years ago
Don't,t have a job :)

abysssans9 years ago
I don't care

pottedplaant8 months ago
as an aroace, easiest decision of my life

HG699 years ago
And? Sleep for 8 hours, make sex for 8hours and work for 8hours, better than nothing...

Piotr Grochowski9 years ago
Humans sleep 10 hours

366348e9 years ago
Dude!! Im too young to see this!! AHHHHH!!

Nimm8 years ago
OR are you? --_--

JuuzouFanb0y4 years ago
Sex would get old though.

Quentin Ford9 years ago
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kamikazecupcake8 years ago
WTF LIKE SRSLY IVE ONLY JUST HIT PUBERTY AND NOW I HAVE TO WORK AT THE AGE OF 10 LIKE SRSLY

deadpoolluvr7 years ago
basically school instead of work but

FeliciaMonger167 years ago
while being fucked in your ass

varter212128 years ago
Not yet me a kid!!!!!

Meganerd9 years ago
then i'll break the system and get a job i accutually like

keatonfouch9 years ago
I hate being payed to play video games wink wink so shit wink

DrDinkyWinky3 years ago
No, the only one this works for are incels.

dinosandlions9 years ago
*asexuals shaking heads*

Avacado12348 years ago
Ewww

halochief123459 years ago
Wilyoupressthebutton must have been made 46 years ago

PentiverseYT9 years ago
The timescale is broken
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Dragore559 years ago
Lol lol lol trolololololol

Erog5 years ago
Normal life and sex? Downside?

runegod2710 years ago
No. Office sex is the best.

Cypher9 years ago
Just wish I had a good job... Or at least a helpful one

Damian93037 years ago
This already happens to me, it"s called school

Coolestkidontheblock9 years ago
I would hate to be a lawyer. So yeah. I want to be a doctor. So no matter what for me it's a win win

Austintter8 years ago
Porn Star

SexyPandaSoldier9 years ago
I would be happy with just one woman to love.

gmanhunt6 months ago
I'll do a really crappy job, or don't do any work at all. What are they going to do? Fire me? lmao

Lydiaz9 years ago
All those youtubers! Eh eh eh...

Your fear9 years ago
I have to work 11 hours a day 7 days a week and i fkin hate my job so y not

Schplexus4 years ago
So, tell me, where"s the upside?

Sillybilly9 years ago
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TorrentialChaoss4 months ago
Wow, you actually messed up the chain comment

A-BUTTon8 years ago
Gigity goo.
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