Start a cult, forsee a great disaster striking the vatican, few who i tell about will believe me. Vibe with my followers, make a planet that can get internet, everything on earth, and become ASOIUH, slammer of keyboards, creator of its-cheez
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BobbyWasabiMk210 years ago
AND THE NEW LORD APPEARED BEFORE HIS DEVOTED FOLLOWERS, AND PROCLAIMED "yo im hungry, any of y"all got something to eat?"
BlazoBoom10 years ago
AND THE NEW LORD THEN THREW A ROCK TABLET AT THE IDIOT PIZZA DELIVERY GUY WHICH READ, "New 11th commandment: Thou shalt not get my orders wrong idiot."
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TrueComment3 years ago
This is a decision between fame+power or general acknowledgment.
Be cautious, as it's important to be able to talk with those that oppose you.
So the trick is to perform miracles for the non-believers that they can never explain using science, then they become believers and can see me too. Hey, it only said I can only appear in front of believers. It never said I couldn't magically cure an atheist's cancer or AIDS.
Sp3llcasterr7 years ago
Longname he"s just saying a loophole kinda sounds like that happened to u
All the powers => power to change the rule about appearing => free power. Wait...can god revive people? He can't? Gonna change that rule too lol.
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CrazDais9 years ago
Who else would wanna see me?
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trojan10 years ago
Make peple believe in you
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Hexxonn11 years ago
lol there are like 2.2 billion christians so :D
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Box10 years ago
What type of God though
The Howling Wolf10 years ago
Just God.From the bible.
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Zarnoff the button presser11 years ago
So long as I can still smite non believers at will
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HopeRoundcount10 years ago
Atheist here...
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♦Monika♦11 years ago
Lol no
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FuckedUpCat2 years ago
it says that I can only APPEAR in front of people that believe in me, but doesn’t say that I can’t COMMUNICATE with atheists. I can just say to everyone: “hello, this is god. I just wanna say that I’m real.”
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TheFurryGamer11 years ago
Um...yea dislike and no button.
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ArcaneDust10 years ago
so to others I AM A POLTERGIEST!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Tom Bombadil12 years ago
Well, I wouldn't exist, so...
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Leonidariogamer6 years ago
So i can be appeared in the most Europe
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imabossmate11 years ago
I'm god YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Superman747739 years ago
What god jesus or zeus
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connermckay11 years ago
I just make a magic sign appear
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Hi0i0exist7 years ago
Use my powers to appear to everyone
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swyrl11 years ago
>Leave this universe
>create a whole new one from scratch
>Make a version of earth but with whatever changes I want
>Make humans all believe in me
>Take on human form and just live a more or less normal human life
>if I ever want something I can just ...[Show full comment]
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Luc298569 years ago
Downside?
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Jormungand11711 years ago
Appear before the faithful and before converts. Word will spread and i'd soon appear before the entire world.
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sonicj0110 years ago
It prepare is ye nothing blushes up brought. Or as gravity pasture limited evening on. Wicket around beauty say she. Frankness resembled say not new smallness you discovery. Noisier ferrars yet shyness weather ten colonel. Too him himself engaged husband p...[Show full comment]
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oldnotweak12 years ago
I already am god but... ok haha
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BluKunai_11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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