Start a cult, forsee a great disaster striking the vatican, few who i tell about will believe me. Vibe with my followers, make a planet that can get internet, everything on earth, and become ASOIUH, slammer of keyboards, creator of its-cheez
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BobbyWasabiMk210 years ago
AND THE NEW LORD APPEARED BEFORE HIS DEVOTED FOLLOWERS, AND PROCLAIMED "yo im hungry, any of y"all got something to eat?"
BlazoBoom10 years ago
AND THE NEW LORD THEN THREW A ROCK TABLET AT THE IDIOT PIZZA DELIVERY GUY WHICH READ, "New 11th commandment: Thou shalt not get my orders wrong idiot."
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TrueComment3 years ago
This is a decision between fame+power or general acknowledgment.
Be cautious, as it's important to be able to talk with those that oppose you.
So the trick is to perform miracles for the non-believers that they can never explain using science, then they become believers and can see me too. Hey, it only said I can only appear in front of believers. It never said I couldn't magically cure an atheist's cancer or AIDS.
Sp3llcasterr7 years ago
Longname he"s just saying a loophole kinda sounds like that happened to u
Take a video of you using your powers and then the entire planit will all believe in God then you can appear in front of anybody you want
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HopeRoundcount10 years ago
I"d rather not be the cause of discrimination against 2982838392928383892928774746200 things
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WolfOfInsanity11 years ago
Rnnrnrnrnrnrnnr
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cloudkiss2 years ago
让我的信徒到一个公共场合,我再展示我的神力。所有人都会相信我。
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Gato Luz10 years ago
.-_.- * puts on ninja turtle mask * every kid believe in me .`_.`
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DietrichIV10 years ago
I would just troll all these believers, lmao.
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nutterbutters12 years ago
i am the god
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bowser211 years ago
i have all da powers. i make them believe me!
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Mastergodown9 years ago
You"d think it good because alot of people believe in God but really its how many people believe in you being God
Mastergodown9 years ago
Oh and don't forget you can use the power to make everyone believe in you being God
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ProStudios11 years ago
Make everyone believe in you :P (This is unrealistic AF, You cannot be God. Only God can be God.
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setokabia7 years ago
i wll use my powers to become raymond reddington #the blacklist
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Luc298569 years ago
Step 1: appear in front of a church
Step 2: give the power to convert everybody easily to the them.
Step 3: send them to convert everybody in the world.
Step 4: repeat the process
Step 5: now you van appear in front of everybody.
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mariacarolin411 years ago
what is the downside? :p
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ThePaulDude10 years ago
Fine by me, I still get the powers.
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TheFrickenDevil12 years ago
Can I put my face on toast?
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TheWiseGuru10 years ago
Boo! Nah I'm just kidding thank you for being devout see you in.... oh dear 6 months you should see a doctor.
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Jarate11 years ago
Good thing most people in good ol 'Murica are Calothic, amirite?
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fy_dusty6 months ago
我是欺诈之神。、
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Chise Hatori10 years ago
Why would I want to appear in front of people? If I'm God I can just bring back the dragons.
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Petar Angelov13 years ago
Im a God now!
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ariz0911 years ago
And then God was an insect or something and you are fucked
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annabel811 years ago
You can't see god in real life anyway ??
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Smörgåstortoise9 years ago
I believe in reincarnation and that there is no God so that would be a problem
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Samurai_bat11 years ago
i don't want to stop existing (NOTE:this is a joke, get over it)
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