Will You Press The Button?

Luciara 3 years ago

You MAY not doesn't mean you CAN not

TheEggThing 11 years ago

Who the fuck needs to masterbate when you have unlimited money. You probably wouldn't have time to think about masterbating with that type of money.

Thatonewhitekid 9 years ago

Hoes lots and lots of hoes

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nerdybucket 10 years ago

so basically Donald Trump?

IdkTbh 9 years ago

Hilarious and original

RoyalTenderiser 11 years ago

so i become Batman?

bhu 5 years ago

wait what

Paulo Tellez 13 years ago

Why please myself? I could just have a bunch of women do it for me! Or even better... Ponies...

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago

bro"s a MLP fan fr

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Horsell 9 years ago

Who needs masturbation when I can hire male prostitutes by the thousands?

CODEX07 9 years ago

Because no one will fuck you for free

Carolina Herrera 13 years ago

No problem for me. Muahahahahahahaaaa!!! Asexuality wins!

freckledstars 8 years ago

Same bro.

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Nebulously cool 11 years ago

No No NO NO NOOOO (Asexual laughing in the distance)

fiawesome 10 years ago

OK... I'll do it.

nerdybucket 10 years ago

gross Ha! you clicked more when i have nothing to say!

dankmemes101 9 years ago

why are you talking to yourself? O_o

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Pandasrbae 10 years ago

-_- wow im just........-_- pervs on this this thing like -_-

Junoh 10 years ago

I can't sexually please myself but if I had infinite money then I could either get some kind of procedure done to prevent myself from having a sex drive or I could pay some woman to have sex with me. I don't see a downside to this.

evynBeckett 10 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHING IN DISTANCE*

defrostu 10 years ago

I'm asexual

Nuclear Dynasty 11 years ago

Everyone who says that they are asexual is stupid humans aren't capable of being asexual

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Apparently I'm not a human

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SenpaiNotYandere? 11 years ago

Ask someone to do it for uuuuuu. ãƒ½(ï½€Ð”´)ï¾‰

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Will you bang me? I need to be banged!

Jamiepittabread 11 years ago

I can't... but those 8 playboy models I bought can.

tex204481 11 years ago

It said please "YOURSELF" but not have sex. No Downside.

CODEX07 9 years ago

True, but there is still a downside, you can’t masturbate

Gavin Newton 13 years ago

if you have all the money money then becomes worthless and you have screwed the world up. good job

Cpt.save_hoe 10 years ago

don't use too much at once and you won't break the economy

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Raphaeru 11 years ago

sex>money but money is the key to pussy! Paradox!

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago

it just says u cant please urself. other people could sexually please u tho

The All Knowing Meme Of Horus 11 years ago

I don't need to be sexually pleased, i can't have some other way to be pleased!

0-0 6 years ago

idc if i cant sExUalLy pLeAse MySeLf it"s worth it if i get infinte amounts of money

JustLikeTheySay 10 years ago

HA! I'M 12! I DON'T NEED TO!! I LOVE MONEY!!! $$

Theonlyonesam 11 years ago

Pay someone to do it for you if you crave the mineral but I'll be more likely to be worried about buying things

Timix100 8 years ago

I'll just get bunch of girls to please me

kiddarkness47 11 years ago

Buy a hooker or woo a girl

cooldragon 11 years ago

Dont care

bronxloverboy 9 years ago

Isn't that called masturbation? If so, I am definitely pressing the button

Addsey 12 years ago

what it is saying is that you can never be pleased sexually so you can have ex but not enjoy it

Mac and cheese baby 10 years ago

Women will just please me, no biggie.

Asherwuztaken last year

Not to be that guy but watching porn is literally bad for you. Downside?

SassyGryffindor 9 years ago

Just buy some slaves

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago

:/

PCMASTERACE11 10 years ago

Pay people for sex

TheFuckity 5 years ago

I SEE THIS AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN! 😂😂 (I'm asexual)

pleasesaynotospam 11 years ago

SEX WINS

food 11 years ago

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