Will You Press The Button?

Luciaralast year

You MAY not doesn't mean you CAN not

TheEggThing9 years ago

Who the fuck needs to masterbate when you have unlimited money. You probably wouldn't have time to think about masterbating with that type of money.

Thatonewhitekid7 years ago

Hoes lots and lots of hoes

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nerdybucket8 years ago

so basically Donald Trump?

IdkTbh8 years ago

Hilarious and original

RoyalTenderiser9 years ago

so i become Batman?

bhu4 years ago

wait what

Horsell8 years ago

Who needs masturbation when I can hire male prostitutes by the thousands?

CODEX077 years ago

Because no one will fuck you for free

Paulo Tellez12 years ago

Why please myself? I could just have a bunch of women do it for me! Or even better... Ponies...

YellowCandy84322 years ago

bro"s a MLP fan fr

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Nebulously cool10 years ago

No No NO NO NOOOO (Asexual laughing in the distance)

Carolina Herrera12 years ago

No problem for me. Muahahahahahahaaaa!!! Asexuality wins!

freckledstars7 years ago

Same bro.

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fiawesome8 years ago

OK... I'll do it.

nerdybucket8 years ago

gross Ha! you clicked more when i have nothing to say!

dankmemes1018 years ago

why are you talking to yourself? O_o

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Pandasrbae9 years ago

-_- wow im just........-_- pervs on this this thing like -_-

Junoh9 years ago

I can't sexually please myself but if I had infinite money then I could either get some kind of procedure done to prevent myself from having a sex drive or I could pay some woman to have sex with me. I don't see a downside to this.

evynBeckett9 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHING IN DISTANCE*

defrostu9 years ago

I'm asexual

Nuclear Dynasty9 years ago

Everyone who says that they are asexual is stupid humans aren't capable of being asexual

dankmemes1018 years ago

Apparently I'm not a human

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SenpaiNotYandere?9 years ago

Ask someone to do it for uuuuuu. ãƒ½(ï½€Ð”´)ï¾‰

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Will you bang me? I need to be banged!

Jamiepittabread9 years ago

I can't... but those 8 playboy models I bought can.

tex2044819 years ago

It said please "YOURSELF" but not have sex. No Downside.

CODEX077 years ago

True, but there is still a downside, you can’t masturbate

Gavin Newton12 years ago

if you have all the money money then becomes worthless and you have screwed the world up. good job

Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago

don't use too much at once and you won't break the economy

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DivaPrincess7 years ago

"YOURSELF" SO, either get a relationship, or pay someone to pleasure you, (or have sex)

IrkenEm10 years ago

Asexual! Downside? I see none.

some_epicw0lf9 years ago

I Am gonna guess You are a brony But i am a furry soooo... yeah

DevilZ_GamerZ9 years ago

INFINITE MONEY!!!!

TemmieArmor9 years ago

Um... get other people to do it?

Stagetheme1012 9 years ago

Ok I don't do that anyways so ×3 for me!!

lord1_20178 years ago

hola

LanceTheBrony11 years ago

Downside?

bhu4 years ago

Asexuals: INFINITE POWER

Mrstealth19939 years ago

I may never sexually please myself? And i got a infinite amount of cash. Guess i`ll just have to become the Danish Hugh Hefner then. Lots of sexy chicks all around me.

MasterVelyk8 years ago

Don't even have genitals.... (doctor please remove my genitals I'm aesexual but I have genitals)

Kittenlover1018 years ago

I guess..

ShaneB7 years ago

ASEXUALS UNTIE

fitetoon10 years ago

Being asexual makes over half these questions irrelevant

Ellamcm_x9 years ago

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Kerrbal10 years ago

Loophole: You may not please yourself... BUT IT DOESN'T SAY SOMEONE ELSE CAN'T!!!!!

Anime_Lum8 years ago

I don't want to be sexually pleased so it"s a win win for me

Oscar Ljungberg12 years ago

who cares about sex? i'm a car guy, this is perfect for me! i press da button! >:3

heatfromfire3 years ago

I fail to see a downside.

Iesuwa9 years ago

Why jerk off when you can pay woman to do it for you

Crooked5 years ago

Worth.

okayd9 years ago

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Fatmanchoche9 years ago

idiot

Sgt-Frostbeule8 years ago

So actualy i will become trump XD

Gopher7 years ago

What is the fucking point if the money if i can't masturbate aggressively

ShiningComet22210 years ago

Fuck that!

miniongirly9 years ago

dont like sex, could just give money to charetys

MasterVelyk8 years ago

You can give a surprising amount of it...

The Boeing Kid9 years ago

*torrentarrow

391014099 years ago

Well I already pressed one where I get 200k a day sooo

HarveyWright12 months ago

DOWNSIDE??????????

torrentarrow9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Fatmanchoche9 years ago

you sir, are an idiot

dankmemes1018 years ago

I didn't want to anyway. No downside.

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