so nobody will ever expect it? bwuahahahahahahaha. and when someone takes me to court for using a cloaking device and a zero point energy device to steal the moon, nobody will take me seriously and they will let me go
Build a giant robot and kill everyone on Earth. Repopulate Earth with robots and suicide. So the robots become sad that their creator died and create humans with their creator appearence, which these will love me.
They're gonna travel back in time and get...[Show full comment]
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BatOutta6669 years ago
well then
i would make a device that makes people ACTUALLY KNOW THINGS
then they would believe me
if not
ill just leave everyone here on earth when the sun explodes
and ill probably be like superman and crash into another planet
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Taehyungwifeu4 years ago
Hahaha so funny....
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Bdog3110 years ago
reality described in a joke, my life is sad.
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RockinSomeSkrillex8 years ago
Just Outsmart Them To Think You Are Coll And Smart And A Good Friend.
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timeausTestified7 years ago
This comment section is literally /r/iamverysmart in a nutshell.
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Kalike Deshi12 years ago
They will realize their mistake when they need my knowledge. When I am DEAD.
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NeverTheSame9 years ago
INSERT ROBOT FAKE ME WHO EVERYONE BELIEVES HERE
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bloodyskull9 years ago
Jokes on them when the world ends
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Mr.Midnight9 years ago
i will use my intelligence to show them i am not a moron and frankly, i like people not taking me seriously :)
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delirium9 years ago
I don't think I could ever be happy being that smart, watching humans being dumb. Its good to be a little stupid sometime.
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imaybeoorno2 years ago
people already dont take me seriously
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MazharFahkhar9 years ago
Time to prove these asses wrong when I die.
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giantgoat158 years ago
I'm already quite smart at school and most people call me a nerd :(
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ThePaulDude7 years ago
Use your intellectual to prove people wrong.
Kazukiplays3 years ago
Use my INTELLIGENCE?
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Nigma Edward12 years ago
So in other words, I could invent almost anything and solve almost any problem, I would just need to do it anonymously.
ME - "A scientist invented the cure to cancer and gave it to me. Here you go cancer patient"
PATIENT - "Thank you random citizen who is...[Show full comment]
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Triggeredhawkmemes9 years ago
I won't tell anyone
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XxLeonKuwataxX9 years ago
I already am a Moron.
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Suchtkrebs9 years ago
change their mind with your intelligence!
Stop the world hunger!
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grumpiestfuhrer7 years ago
they already do
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cute cupcakes9 years ago
U can make money who doesn't like money
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MareQueen8 years ago
So I'm basically Sherlock?
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P074709 years ago
But everyone already sees me as a moron so only the upside applies.
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Ristall88 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv...[Show full comment]
Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
Stop spamming.
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GameExpert9 years ago
Nope Not Doing this CRAP THISSssss
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atcorn3 years ago
Be praysed as Iron man and descised as yourself
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GoldenApple10 years ago
*builds particle disruptor and blasts someone*
still think I'm a moron?
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ILTRUCE9 years ago
In other words: Being me. With less IQ.
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Onesy7 years ago
JOKES ON YOU PEOPLE ALREADY THINK I"M A MORON
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Heretodayboi9 years ago
? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her armrnBoy: y...[Show full comment]
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