It just says VERY LONG AGO. Is this site THAT lazy?
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Wyatt Meckler13 years ago
I'm pretty sure there's a submission move in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu that dislocates your floating rib. Not fun.
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Mangle12310 years ago
great! i will be perfect at avoid attack! :3
DeltaRune142310 years ago
... You can just say dodging.
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chopominx11 years ago
he never said you could fight back
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saladxomq8 years ago
How about the skill of sucking a cock faster then the maximum of speed? (Sorry to those who hate sex)
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jintoya11 years ago
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yourfavouritebaguette9 years ago
ummm what?
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redenderman200111 years ago
Id first choose to perfect resistance in submission moves.
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UnoriginalName10 years ago
Here"s the thing: A fuckton of submission moves are based on time...
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ItsNoob11 years ago
Well, perfect screwing up the Submissionists.
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thegirl12 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Vd_Gold 10 years ago
Instant transmision or supersajin
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DukeofDumDum8 years ago
Pice of cake. Martial art is funn! Up next; polishing some skill you like, and be recognised for it :)
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Arthur_Sarue11 years ago
It would take too long. Just the armbar variations would take over a day. Isn't that right, Jericho?
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Fab - Lion.11 years ago
Well, I am not doing this because there could be dirty rapist, pedophile men.
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KyanM1911 years ago
I in jujitsu so that's easy
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ScaryDino11 years ago
What is submission
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Gabe_Newell9 years ago
All these people doing Kamehameha while I would start with kioken
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Cosmalisklast year
So I have to become a femboy. It's a deal.
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Illumenazi10 years ago
perfect the skill of blocking every submission move
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VelocityRaptor2811 years ago
if inteligence is considered a skill i will be the smartest human in the damn world
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Hyperion10 years ago
I would perfect invincibility
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Wiebowo11 years ago
Hardcore Parkour
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FrostbiteDST8 years ago
Pain resistance
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Cr8music11 years ago
Fuck it
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yourfavouritebaguette9 years ago
what the hell is a submission move?
LazyPayday9 years ago
Moves that put your opponent out of the fight.
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Pommesbudenwerfer11 years ago
My english is to bad to understand that one
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Drawesomethewizard10 years ago
Waht does this even mean
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Cheshire shadow11 years ago
first being able to withstand any submission move. then its off to the races.
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Mykael Creo12 years ago
And your definition of "every submission move known to man" is what?
If we're talking BDSM, you ought to have said that. If it's that, and some other shit, then I don't see why I'd want any skill perfected at the cost of such a waste of time.
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thatguy100000011 years ago
i would master the skill of not feeling pain.
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direct_disconnect5 years ago
i dont even know what a submission move is
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mrktz10 years ago
I would had "for each skill" at the end of the down side, it would make more sense
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TreyHumphrey8 years ago
Well, perfect that skill first off... THEN you can perfect any other skill.
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joshzilla0111 years ago
its only temporay pain so i dont mind and the first skill would be to not feel pain
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fiolers11 years ago
The skill to controll time. Disnt say you cant skip over it.
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BlockNloadEnthusiast11 years ago
Meh no painnn
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OnionKnight11 years ago
some MMA gayness
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GakomiUrago9 years ago
Sorry mate but if you ever where hold in one submission move till now you would know that withstanding them for 3 minutes it"s insane and if you have to withstand every one of them in existence for 3 minutes each well some could kill you in less then a min...[Show full comment]
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Schmucklehedlast year
Do they mean like, wrestling? Cause of they mean in bed I might just do that for free lol
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Quinton Rhoads13 years ago
skill to be god gg
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AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
Master the skill to grant anyone I want wishes!
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killstien11 years ago
Having the power of electricity do worth it
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MNITIMMY10 years ago
Boston crab, sharpshooter, figure 4, ankle lock, camel clutch, armbar, and lets not forget the gross, nasty, dirty mandible claw. The mandible claw is were you'd place the thumb underneath the chin, and then have the index and ring finger on a pressure point inside the mouth. It's pretty gross!
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