Will You Press The Button?

You are the fastest man on the planet

but

You last 10 seconds in bed

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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark7 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

gamer259 years ago

So flash basically?

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Basically, yes

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CrusaderXen9 years ago

It says in bed it doesn't say anywhere else

ThePaulDude3 years ago

Obviously referring to sex you muppet.

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suki_1113 years ago

How am I going to last a thing I don't even do?

Niggarhhh9 years ago

I'm not a man .-. Wait am I? Wait I'm not..

ParkerMcClure7 years ago

Omg so relateable!

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OneLonelyPilot10 years ago

*little asexual dance*

Padawan3439 years ago

Loop hole: kept going after you came

ThePaulDude8 years ago

(GASP) YOU JUST BROKE THE RULES! ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME SOMEONE ELSE DID THAT!

MyUserNameIsStupid.exe9 years ago

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illuminatiunconfirmed7 years ago

I regret my life

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Pengwyn8 years ago

It's going to happen anyway. I'd rather win.

SeriTheRabbit9 years ago

But I'm not a man. Does this mean, if I press the button, I'll grow a penis?

JaydenEcker7 years ago

Yuuuuup

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Grimlock75311 years ago

Jokes on you I'll use the couch

poptropica10293847569 years ago

WHAT THE EVER LOVING HELL DUDE!!! :-$

GoldenEnergy9 years ago

I won't press it because I die after ten seconds in bed?

Lorcan129 years ago

You're too young for the internet

PUTT-PUTT7 years ago

10 seconds of sleep

Vamcani8 years ago

1. Fastest doesn't mean you are really fast. 2. Do I recover as fast as well? If so then no downside.

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

sweet I only have to sleep for ten seconds, be more specific next time.

SugarTeaPlacebo10 years ago

Asexual haha

DuduEhehe8 years ago

That"s okay, I'll just not have sex somewhere else.

DragonFever8 years ago

What if u not on bed?

Nicholasss98769 years ago

Fastest man is 37 mph,so i will be 38 mph...

SilverFish919 years ago

Or 10000000000000 mmps ( million metres per second).

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Sherlock868 years ago

But what does it means with fastest just slightly Faster then usian bolt or racing car fast

EllaYuyang228 years ago

Wait, but I'm not a man

Aeonim8 years ago

Take it to the floor huehuehue

Mady08 years ago

I AM NOT A MAN SO NO!

Raquaza4life8 years ago

... Really?

Tango Topgun German Lager12 years ago

chili dogs

pingas49 years ago

what does it mean by last

Barrow223 years ago

Fuck yes plzzzz

crystarius9 years ago

tfw youre not a man

PinkDiamond7 years ago

also, why not on the couch?

gumballdropsthegluten10 years ago

Well that's the whole purpose of being the "fastest" man xD

ImABadDoggy5 years ago

Me: having sex on someone Also me:SPEED

12345qwer8 years ago

im not a boy lol

Katherine Julianne12 years ago

Im a woman. ..if I climax after only 10 seconds in a happy woman

bubbzaz 9 years ago

So sleep on the couch

Perceive9 years ago

I'm a woman...

YANDARE-BLUE7 years ago

I hate this. I am a girl!!

silverwolfistoon9 years ago

Be sanic

CHEESE_EXCLAMATION5 months ago

I AM NO MAN! I AM CHEESE!

TroyYuki9 years ago

Im a guy but what about womens

BlueSmilingCat7 years ago

“But no living man am I!” Said Éowyn and pressed the button

jaybones10 years ago

Cops cant catch me so FURK YEA

Superstar579 years ago

Furk the sexy cops

Smörgåstortoise7 years ago

I'm a woman

Marianne Bonnefoy10 years ago

I. AM. A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So this is not applicable to me.

CMHammond9 years ago

You become a man.

Purkkhan579 years ago

does this mean i cant sleep?

dedirake4 years ago

Then dont fux on bed. Fux on street instead..

I are scotland9 years ago

I pressed another button saying I had to press thi8s one. im sorry wife

Valerie Dunn12 years ago

thing is... i don't have a penis.

CMHammond9 years ago

That doesn't matter...you become a man I suppose.

T_tabs9 years ago

*coff* be done in a flash (tell me if you got that pun)

oscardaum9 years ago

Fuck while running then?

Evilmax249 years ago

I WILL RUN ON WALLS AND CEILINGS IF IM SO FAST!!! WOOH HOO btw im serious being so fast will change a lot of things in life,maybe if your so fast you can run on holes and not fall through!!!.

ShadowMarco7 years ago

Shit, that was TOO fast!

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