Will You Press The Button?

Hiphop75 10 years ago

So I won't be able to speak it, but I can read it, write it and understand it . . . this is like saying I can make and eat food but won't be able to taste it.

Kdsafud 4 years ago

Yes but ikr this is 5 years ago but now Corona has made bad things

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McSwaggerNuggets 10 years ago

An ad for Rosetta Stone popped up XD

CBobbert 11 years ago

So I'll become the world's all-to-english translator? AND I can write any language into another? there's no loss.

FootballKid48 11 years ago

Yea

BlueDogXL 11 years ago

Japan! I will finally understand you!!!!!!!!!

Mykeelovesbidoofs 9 years ago

UR GOOD JUST CUZ U HAVE POKEMON ICON HERE HAVE LIKE

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SkyX-07 11 years ago

What if I had 2 first language?

Tommy-Atkins 9 years ago

You really can't

BlazingBlaziken 10 years ago

Step 1.) Learn Japanese Step 2.) Watch anime without subtitles or dubbing Step 3.) You become a weeaboo (this step is completely optional)

Toki Vick 13 years ago

would you still be able to say taco?

Mr_Meme_Man 3 years ago

so i"d only know french

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sabyoy 9 years ago

Wait u can only say baby language

Migdin1 9 years ago

Gybkjvh grvf

Mercenary79 7 years ago

Ha ha jokes on you I can't speak any other language anyways

C 9 years ago

Well let"s see, I"d like totally fail my mother tongue oral, but my compo, LC and main paper would more than make up for it. *Slams button*

KenJen6420 9 years ago

Anime is better in its original language anyway

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

Oh shut up! English dub is better then sub & everyone knows that!

Cormac Beirne 10 years ago

But couldn't I just read, write, and understand another language without pressing the button?

AthenaGirl3 9 years ago

It"s saying every language

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Lance Horsch 13 years ago

I can fix that last part. EVERYONE ON EARTH PRESS IT NOW!!!

Thomas_Steward 9 years ago

Then again if everybody pressed it at the same time, everyone would revert back to humanity"s original language, which is Hebrew or something.

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Emma Dykstra 13 years ago

What happens if my first word was a word that exists in multiple languages, and I learned them simultaneously?

C 9 years ago

So what was it?

Francis Racicot 13 years ago

wtf I already speak 2 language, what would happen?

Issybutton 9 years ago

There are more than that

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vampireslayer197 10 years ago

Right in Egyptian hyragliphs so no 1 can understand u then u can sware like a saller & no 1s the wiser

cedric 11 years ago

Ability to understand, read, and write any language of your choice

John R Mclaughlin 13 years ago

I see no downside...

Oldiron_79 2 years ago

Definitely a no if I can't speak 🙊 the ones I already know naturally

Nickely 11 years ago

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MyUserNameIsStupid.exe 11 years ago

I'm legit drowning in spwikddwpos-----*GURGLE* *GURGLE*

Jadelove 9 years ago

Lol

TrinityPadill1987 11 years ago

SCREW ENGLISH!! I WANNA LEARN FRICKING JAPANESE AND GET TO UNDERDTAND ANIME IN JAPANESE INSTEAD OF WATCHING IT DUBBED

PopePepetheEmperorFrog 9 years ago

A Text-to-speech device should solve the problem

DavidLgamer99 11 years ago

Where's the downside again?

Ivan2006 12 years ago

Speaking a foreign language specifically English, is required if I want to graduate from high school in my country, so hellnope.

Olkren 11 years ago

This just means I can catch them when they insult me or so I can travel around the world. Which evers first.

Lolirainbow 9 years ago

What about Pizza? its the same in spanish AND english?

VojtchJavora 8 years ago

And in other languages too

Etta Watters 13 years ago

you can always write it out

PokemonEvi 10 years ago

So all I have to do is write everything down? I don't care about that!

Fox_Dude404 10 years ago

Oh well I can write it down

235x02 5 months ago

My language is the language of multiversal travel where I could go to a world exactly like this but everybody understands me (and finds my pages AND washes my flipping bellay)

zombiekiller 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

MyUserNameIsStupid.exe 11 years ago

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why u do dis 11 years ago

easy if you're talking to someone in another language just write what you are going to say it never said you cant write it down

RobotCarDude 4 years ago

So no downside for most of us.

TheEnchanted 11 years ago

Still worth it

TheCyanLord 9 years ago

My first language was norwigean, so I will still be able to speak english.

GenoSans 8 years ago

just choose your prime language first then go for any other language

Ventiro 12 years ago

oooooooooooooooooooook then

BoCo365 10 years ago

I will write and speak in wingdings. I am now W. D. Gaster, the man who speaks in hands

shea0506 11 years ago

what if you learned 2 languages and then made ur own thats in every single language. Problem solved!

steelerbeast360 10 years ago

my first language is english so im safe

360 no scope 11 years ago

Tell me how you sleeping easy how your only thinking of yourself show me how you justify tell me how your eyes on second nature listen mark my words one day one day you will pay you will pay karmas gonna come collect your depth

LittleG 9 years ago

Fine with me

Apoc Myer 13 years ago

Sooo, what if I'm mute?

Nyalun last year

即使如此，这也是很棒的能力

Shadow caliber 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

MyUserNameIsStupid.exe 11 years ago

stfu...PLZ

Tumblrcrap 9 years ago

Manga became 10x easier

Aussienerd 11 years ago

There are many ways of communication this power is still invaluble even if you have to write it out.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Ok so English & any other one I want huh? Fine by me.

agnii 12 years ago

Oh my first language was Hindi. I forgot that

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