All vices (smoking, drinking, drugs, etc) lose every negative side-effect
but
All healthy activities (good food, exercise, learning) now cause heart disease.
I will not

aafusyfidrdoftitd last year
太亏了,如果吸毒能增强体质还可以,仅仅只是没害却要献祭健康的生活方式,我不是毒虫我不会按

Greatcat 9 years ago
Breathing is healthy.

Dojes 2 years ago
Yeah I can vape, just, if I walk I die.

whomst 8 years ago
yeah I walk into the doctor like "lol no I can't exercise

leyanaloser 10 years ago
I don't need drugs.

gayyturtle 10 years ago
What"s the fun in that wth

MickeyMouse 8 years ago
I see no downside

DragonPotatoUnicorn 8 years ago
But I actually like salads

MrGold727 8 years ago
Infinite candy

Arne König 13 years ago
Wow, so children wouldn't even be able to go to school and so on and in one or two generations we would have zero innovations and everything would pretty much go down the drain.

Rudolf_Schenker 10 years ago
The button probably is intended for only you, not for all people

CorbaKing 9 years ago
The hell??? The upside is alright but then the downside is like hell! WHY WOULD YOU PRESS THAT!?

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
vices like gluttony(eating huge amounts of junk food) is now fine. healthy food is gross.

vorpike 12 years ago
so you becoming an alcoholic potato probably obese too

Awsomnecooldude 11 years ago
Qyou have to walk to get whatever it is so basicly you would die whatever you do. Was it a 5 year old who rote this its stupid

EnderRoseYT 3 years ago
Then what is healthy..?

Luna Cervantes 13 years ago
No way smokings enough

BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago
Vodka with no handover hell yeah

Uwulol 6 years ago
weaklings die big deal (i did not press the button lol)

kitty lover 10 years ago
Noooooooo all the games gone cuz you can learn from it noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Dakatron 11 years ago
Hotdogs and pizza every day!!! Offcourse YES 😆

👊Punchy Baldy Guy👊 11 years ago
So basically,Saitama?

rolecyland 11 years ago
This would decrease productivity while at the same time giving us eternal peace... Still deciding...

Maxrulestheheckinworld 9 years ago
well that"s good because I never eat healthy or exercise and going to school would be bad

Nayli Husna 13 years ago
i don't even do those healthy activities anyways (except learning)

NICONICONII 9 years ago
DOES THAT MEAN I CAN'T HAVE ANY DOUGHNUTS?!?!?!?!

210727Frake 9 years ago
Doughnuts arent healthy.... I wish they were..... :(

happywheelsman77 11 years ago
Will it still make you dizzy?

Bensh164 10 years ago
I am ok with this

saiyanslayer 11 years ago
this botton is suicide

Suction-cup-man 5 years ago
But all kids would die

jack 12 11 years ago
This is crap

Domza 10 years ago
Not haveing that shit

JessicaRichardson 9 years ago
Only for me? Bc please yes

Kermakakki 11 years ago
I'll just smoke weed and eat nothing

dadnaya 12 years ago
I hate drinking smoking etc.

EagleBro 11 years ago
I won't be able to go to school fuck yeah im clicking the button

ToluwaniSoyannwo 10 years ago
Dumb, obese children who are high on drug and the work smell of addiction smoke

Oldiron_79 6 years ago
Presses button so hard it breaks

jedie2 10 years ago
I am already mega unhealthy

shockingprimeEX 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

BasicBro 10 years ago
Win if i ever heard one

thatcherjoe 11 years ago
hi

Drosky23 8 years ago
If I pressed that, I would be long gone by now... I'm 12.

LOKKO12 12 years ago
I would do some fucking meth or some fucking H, it would cure the heart disease, because of regulating the beat rate.

GriffinBowes 9 years ago
If school gives me heart disease... we'll you know what happens-NO SCHOOL FOREVER

zacharyyyyy 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Rebulitcross 11 years ago
Yeah

Trees 10 years ago
Usless

Thijmen 11 years ago
No bad sides, dot have to eat broccoli and an exuse for not learning GREAT!!

-Sci 5 years ago
Every action you do of moving is considered exercise.

Sans The Skelebro 10 years ago
Well. Crap.

Hammerman 11 years ago
Downsides

NekoaaaDragon 8 years ago
But if everything bad loses its side effect, the children wont be damaged by heart disease
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