Will You Press The Button?

wildskinny 10 years ago

Does my dick still work

zixin114514 2 years ago

bro💀💀💀

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Mitch_Harper 10 years ago

So long as my penis still works, I'm happy.

End3rc0re 5 years ago

if you have five million dollars, can't you just buy bionic limbs?

Dat1Buttonpresser last year

yeah but it'd probably cost more than $5 million to maintain and just to buy so then there's really no point to press the button

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captain-america25 5 years ago

that already me

SBURBIAN 11 years ago

yea 5 million dollars AND be tavros? I'll take that deal

lonewanderer31 9 years ago

They warned us about those stairs...

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Donald Ng 13 years ago

I dont need legs to play games

bloopybloop 6 years ago

bloop

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C1M1P6E02 9 years ago

Use the some of the money to get a really advanced wheelchair

WillStein 8 years ago

One with tracks like a tank. Those are real and cost 25-30 k

Tom Figgett 13 years ago

Why not use the money to buy a cool pair of robot legs :D

Dat1Buttonpresser last year

because they'd probably cost more than $5 million dollars just to buy and maintain.

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NaixinZong 10 years ago

i will say yes if its 5 billion

Randomguy6712 10 years ago

Yay! I get to roll around without being fat!

King_Skaarf 10 years ago

i can fly

Dat1Buttonpresser last year

EPIC

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Winter C Rowan 13 years ago

tattoo of a wheelchair *BAM*

Jenny Golder 13 years ago

pay for surgery

Angelena Morden 13 years ago

I'm in one now!

wowomg 11 years ago

sorry that guy is an asshole on the other hand no downside for you plus you could use the money walk so meh for you in one way.:/

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MIMIisHere 2 years ago

fuck!I can't have sex anymore!now money is useless to me

Scott the Demon Goat 11 years ago

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vysair 9 years ago

You didn't say my leg are immobilized so I'm just enjoy sitting forever without having to walk....wait I" basically Stephen Hawking....

Vysair 9 years ago

Sitting is bad for you, human aren't designed to sit still. We are create to move, look at our muscle, joints and mobility.

Garrett LeBlanc 13 years ago

can...can I use my penis?

SeabassJames 10 years ago

Use the $5 million to get an awesome wheelchair that I can take anywhere.

JoeyC 9 years ago

Get new cyborg legs.

XxDiamondxX 10 years ago

People are saying, "Well I could just sit around all day". But what if you get tired of sitting around. Some people would love to get out of sitting in or on a wheelchair. So, what you people are saying is that you would waste the ability of walking, just ... [Show full comment]

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

If sit sit for 8 hours a day it's burns as many calories as a 1 mile jog so sitting on your ass all the time doesn't sound so bad does it?

Moony22 6 years ago

So I get to be Johnny joestar basically

dankmeme420blazeit 11 years ago

I will finally be respected YAAY and I agree with Guy, I can just attach a helicopter to it XD

lolzfan 11 years ago

basiclly you'd be stephen hawking

CraigStewart9AVE 8 years ago

you can just pay for new legs

awsomenot100 11 years ago

I am already happy with how much money i have

Ultimatekewi32 10 years ago

After my surgery ill be in a wheelchair for a while. Might as well get paid for it.

The_bunny_lover 9 years ago

It didn't say my legs dont ever work!

Jelloman 10 years ago

use

ch-zsx 4 months ago

我想拥有一个美好的未来

JuniorGamesXTM 11 years ago

I'ts not too bad to be on a wheelchair for life, so I don't see any downside on this, though here in Brazil this could be a big problem, as the cities do not have assecibilidade for wheelchair users