You push the button and experience a state of pleasure, stimulation, bliss, excitement, and fulfillment hundreds of magnitudes greater than anything you will ever experience anywhere else in this universe & suffer no negative side effects.
but
You return to your normal life once you release the button and everything is a great disappointment now compared to the experience of pushing the button.
I will not


IAmHelloForU9 years ago
However, if you just hold the button you'll be joyful forever YAY

AvoKateO7 years ago
Just press it again.
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Gulali9 years ago
Just put something heavy on the button. And you'll enjoy your life

Chara_UT6 months ago
autoclicker
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Smithy_The_Button_Pusher8 years ago
If no negative side effects occur, then neither does the disappointment afterwards

CharlieGooberman8 years ago
INDEED!!!1!!!

dying-inside8 years ago
Nothing happened What a rip off

-----------8 years ago
Glues a rock on button

ThePaulDude7 years ago
Skip the glue & just use the rock.

Ekbekah7 years ago
Don’t do drugs kids

Anime_Pianist7 years ago
That amount of a drop could lead to depression.

TheSuperBlowerupper9 months ago
ah well screw it I already have it so *presses button*

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Women don't need this button for that, if you know what I mean.

ThePaulDude7 years ago
Use this one during sex.

LilyVine7 years ago
I already experience that every morning when i wake up from a dream where i get anything i want, or other good stuff. So, why not?

Timelypat8 years ago
I'll just reload the page thank you very much...

elena_mati168 years ago
I just put something heavy on the button, so I can be happy forever

levitheoreo9 years ago
I pushed the button I am sad now. Probly going to kill myself

mylee12347 years ago
SUICIDE RULES!! :D (I'm thinking of doing it after i said that..)
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firewaffle9 years ago
totaljerkface.com

ThePaulDude7 years ago
I'll just substitute the button for one where it stays pressed after I press it then I don't have to worry about not experiencing the upside.

HInteractive7 years ago
just put a brick on the button, i"m all set

TressabMae8 years ago
Alright,guys! There"s no negative effect or catch to being able to feel blissful, BUT.....here"s the catch.....

ImpossibleTonio8 years ago
Ever heard of duct tape?

Stonewolf178 years ago
If you press it then swipe of it stays pressed forever problem solved.

Migdin18 years ago
LIAR NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!

LoveTigers5569 years ago
*puts cinder block on button*

makitstop9 years ago
so basicly ilegal drugs cool its this is leagal so press

lisieuux9 years ago
damn, man, stop tempting my internalized feelings of worthlessness

DJLPbutton2last year
Error 493: REDUNDANT BUTTON

Iggy9 years ago
This reminds me of an SCP that could create any liquid drink you could think of. One staff member ordered "The perfect drink" from that machine and drank it. He then committed suicide several days later exclaiming that nothing else was worth living for anymore.

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
that has been traffic.

S0m3guy0nl1n38 years ago
I want to die

ricardoSalgueiro8 years ago
I feel the same as I felt before pressing the button, is the button damaged???

Buddercart8 years ago
"Rom" that is a good shit

DearminkertheYter4 years ago
BIG NUT

lukastramiballs9 years ago
Press the button when ever life gets too depressing cos it doesnt say the button don't work more than once

GodAmongstHumans7 years ago
ECSTASY

SoulBrothah8 years ago
Take it with me

ScarletKing6 months ago
i already experienced it when i saw that creature at the bottom of the cave.

RandomGirl9 years ago
My life is fine actually

BOOM-ANGELICA-HAMILSQUAD8 years ago
Glue something to the button and keep ur phone on charger forever so it doesn't die and go out ANd enjoy ur life 😄😁😂

Astral_Gaming03143 years ago
I dont need that, I have: Roblox Youtube Ipad Phone Switch Computer Memes I don't need no button!

OblivionBringer8 years ago
First: the upside says "no negative side effects". Second: I"d push for the downside.

Jeezorham9 years ago
This question is truly intriguing. I had a difficult time answering it.

Bottlefighter5 years ago
Just like drugs without side effects.

Andisaur118 years ago
When you"re down press the button

Lord-Blumiere7 years ago
XD this reminds me of The Stanely Parable

Daleskyfan8 years ago
Nope. Sorry.

ECPlat1num9 years ago
Stick the button in my pocket, it'll always be pressed

yourworstnightmearmeasacatlast year
doseint it need to be pushed i dont have to hold it i will put a rock on it

pevlita9 years ago
Cut a piece of the button and carry it everywhere

HoneySlime87 years ago
I felt a light tingling feeling when I held it.

Trixie4 years ago
Drop a brick on the button so it’s held down. Whoops. I’m accidentally happy forever. What a shame.

boopidybopidy8 years ago
Yeah gulali

Buddercart8 years ago
A giant house with oxygen caled moon and builded on the moon were can live all your friends
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