Will You Press The Button?

breadsadist8 years ago

//confused pansexual muttering

Plazma7774 years ago

eww

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rickastleysghost8 years ago

Jokes on you im bi

thegardenofwho11 months ago

then everyone hates you but will hatefuck you

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SpecialK32910 years ago

I'm asexual; there's no upside for me here

Blackout-Button4 years ago

Yes I feel sorry for ya

Cheesepuffman109 years ago

I believe it's saying the sex you don't seduce is the one that hates you

Rem-chan9 years ago

EVERYONE

Katie Elayne Cozak12 years ago

thats alot of angry make up sex then

Chantezj187 years ago

Mmmm

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Commendedcarp9 years ago

so u seduce them but they are angry at you. what sense does this make

Baughg18 years ago

Angry sex XD

dankmemes1017 years ago

Finally someone who doesn't assume my gender preferences. THANK YOU TO THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE EXTRA TIME TO INCLUDE STRAIGHT WOMEN AND GAY DUDES

Tano598 years ago

"Depending on your preference"

Kittenlover1018 years ago

I'm just glad it didn't assume my gender again.

dankmemes1017 years ago

same

Magnospherethecelestialworrier8 years ago

Couldn't you make everyone like you?

bio89 years ago

They would call rape

skippy and me9 years ago

They already hate me.

whereismybike9 years ago

I A) Don't want everyone in the world to hate me and B) DON'T WANT TO FUCKING RAPE ANYONE

ActualDemon9 years ago

ill be dating gender fluid people them! yay

1Ddoge9 years ago

pansexual so no hate

dankmemes1017 years ago

pan-tastic

greekgeekwriter10 years ago

Pansexual, no hate, i can seduce anyone

Tyler Blankenship12 years ago

What if I'm bi?

Destructer2463 years ago

You choose 1 and the other sexy hates you

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Eric Poptart Lee12 years ago

Seduce everyone.

Matthew Ryan Sprague12 years ago

i'd rather not be chased down and beaten in an alley thank you very much

spinysaurus229 years ago

just seduce them

Im_A_Button_Presser3 years ago

homies for the win!!!

George Stone12 years ago

BROS BEFORE HOES

XeroArcher9 years ago

Then how the f*** do you make this work? what if you're interested in the same sex? (sorry, no offense) He/She will hate you but love you at the same time?

Eichler629 years ago

Wow that sux

Gorillaman5 years ago

Giggity

Dubbinumbreon10 years ago

Sure, I'll only be called a rapist every 3 hours.

BandanaBanana9 years ago

Barney stinson. How I met your mother, any one?

562crazygamer9 years ago

So you become barney stinson?

Yumi Sakurame11 years ago

haha im bi

kapeo9 years ago

sry bros b4 hoes

kapeo9 years ago

oops i still pressed the button

Blackout-Button4 years ago

I AM THE SUCK I AM, SEX LORD

lady-bellaphram8 years ago

How would this work for bi people would it be like "Ah your currently dating a female? Well males now hate you." and how would it work if you weren't using your powers? would everybody then hate you or would nobody hate you?

Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg8 years ago

Every possible partner hates you

Migdin17 years ago

I feel bad for the bi people, almost every living thing on the planet will hate you

GodlyKILLER099 years ago

Worst

FrostHeart9 years ago

If you seduce them they won't be mad at you

JaxonCooper8 years ago

BARNEY STINSON

Destructer2463 years ago

Why are people stupid in the comments, you will be able to seduce one sex and the other sex will hate you. So no logic problems or hate sex or something

Erin Moos-Golding12 years ago

But im Bi so...

Timelypat8 years ago

You don't have to say "depending on your preferences", just say man or woman.

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