Doesn't say you have to stay married to them. And if you are the most powerful person on the planet, no one is gonna question you when said spouse goes missing.
So then just divorce them and no one will question you although... What sre you famous for? B¿
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ArcherSoup5 years ago
Why tf would I marry myself??
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Salamanderp5 years ago
I’d wonder what it’d be like to marry myself
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Anonumous9 years ago
One, just kill them. Two, if you don't want to kill them, divorce. Simple bro
Yugiohchamp9 years ago
For real the divorce is easy
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Jenniii_199910 years ago
Have you people ever heard of divorce?
Smokeyavatior10 years ago
where"s the fun in that
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Toiaat8 years ago
But I can't marry my sister
lemonkeyshit6 years ago
yes you can.
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Dolude8 years ago
Just 3 words : WTH
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ArshieBanerjee8 years ago
I hate harry styles soo fucking much
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MegaDoge9 years ago
Ooooooh,shit!Nah JK I don't wanna be rich famous or powerful.And then I would be annoyed for the rest of my life,having married an annoying spoiled kid who"s older and shorter than me which is funny,but normal,whose name is Ryan.The little bitch. HE EVEN A...[Show full comment]
MegaDoge9 years ago
That really is what it would be like to marry him.
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Demon_inside_you9 years ago
I'm not marrying Donald trump
Krombopulos_Michael9 years ago
Shut
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Your-Face-is-Enforip9 years ago
Just divorce them and get the love of your life. B)
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DragonSeeker9 years ago
Jokes on you I don't think I"ve gained a mortal enemy bad enough to hate just yet
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Nihon-no-Sakura9 years ago
But I"d rather not marry my step father, murder being a thing or not...
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BIGD10 years ago
All ready ammm
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kathprat761110 years ago
I"d have to marry Rylan Little...
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BrownGangstaWoman10 years ago
Donald Trump.... Hmmmmm... I'll just kill him.
Nicholas375 years ago
Same but you are aware if you don't he will suffer even more and become and become a laughing stock
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Jasmine Biersack13 years ago
um theres something called murder
Rose_xx8 years ago
Or, you know, the option where you don’t get sent to prison, that thing called divorce
Hey, I'm the most powerful person on the planet. I can make my wife go missing. xD
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Dems9 years ago
GEYS TOO?
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YAAGDEV11 years ago
Couldn't you get a divorce or, with such power, have your new spouse killed? 59% of you are kinda dumb...
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Smokeyavatior10 years ago
if I'm the most famous, rich and powerful person on the planet then everyone I hate is dead
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Valts Grigals13 years ago
NOT JUSTIN BIEBER!!!
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Nyess6 years ago
So I'm going to marry myself? Interesting.
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serrato1211 years ago
didn't say we had to stay married.
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zaptoad10 years ago
divorse.
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Melike Elif Kartal13 years ago
And also, if I were to be that powerful, I wouldn't marry that person. No one can stop what I do seeing as I am the most powerful person in the world.
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Nutmeg 11 years ago
Who said we didn't have to get a divorce. ðŸ˜
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samuel234211 years ago
powerful,eh?i'll kill the bride
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Hellofromplanetneptune9 years ago
Just kill them, easy. And you’re the most powerful so no one can stop you, then marry the person you truly love.
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zodog122111 years ago
Nothing says I can't file for divorce later
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JediKnight9 years ago
divorce
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huppster0512 years ago
must learn to hate Emma Watson
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Juliihhh10 years ago
Divorce
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Jami JoAnne Russell13 years ago
There's no way on God's green earth I'm marrying either child killer Casey Anthony or child rapist Roman Polanski. Unless I also get to kill them slowly and painfully and get away with it.
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Spiderp10 years ago
I doubt I"d be married to Trump long anyway.
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antisocial_butterfly12 years ago
Nope nope nope
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aceexceed6 years ago
Hmmm well, can I marry myself? (really surprised I didnt see this joke)
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Lemon_Bsttery11 years ago
Let's go by Arab rules, multiple spouses.
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Survivorman261711 years ago
I have enemies
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King_YeeYeeYee7 years ago
Stab
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ajmem11 years ago
There's always divorce!
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simpsonee11 years ago
What if i kill that person
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ryrythelyly10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
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Valen Waho13 years ago
seeing as im so rich and powerful i'd have my partner assassinated.. >:D
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AnimeIsSenpai9 years ago
No one will question Jacob sartorius missing
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oldnotweak11 years ago
if you are that famous and rich and powerful you can always do away with them in any number of ways afterwards.
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