You get Superman's lazer vision
but
Every time you use it, one of your eyes goes lazy.
I will not


NEWJJClast month
阿玛特拉斯!!

FOR_THE_CCCP12 days ago
还是你牛逼

minimegaman09010 months ago
give it the good old slap-the-side-of-your-face treatment and it'll be fine

Sans the Punny Skeleton9 years ago
i don't have eyes.

Koridon5 months ago
wtf
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CustomPCGamer8 years ago
My left eyes is already lazy sooooo..... what now?

Ryan ScottyBoy Stanley12 years ago
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Christianj518 years ago
Lol
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RED SKELETON9 years ago
IMA FIRIN MY LAZER!

memandylov9 years ago
I came to the comments to make that joke and you already did

Batman7778 years ago
Lazy vision

Timelypat8 years ago
So if I use it 3 times, what happens?

gooberman6 months ago
one eye becomes so lazy it fixes itself

lolnothanks8 years ago
BEAM ME UP SCOTTAY

Pickels7 years ago
I just shot a laser out of my face. Don't. Mock. Me.

Nytroma4 years ago
I JuST ShOT a LaZEr Out OF MY FaCe. DOnt. mOCk. mE

Dukaag8 years ago
I already have a lazy eye sooo.......

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
*has mirror soldier hold mirror to send it back at target*

russia9 years ago
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minimegaman090last year
You can't tell me what to do
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Eric Rafael Mora12 years ago
That means, whenever you use it, one laser goes a bit off target.

Flameice2 8 years ago
Exactly. Don't get in my way

DonnaRae Brown12 years ago
Lazer?Lazer??LAZER??!!

Tequila8 years ago
Minotaur ???? Is that you MJ
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Camille Jet-Lynx Udunno12 years ago
Temporarily or permanently?

Tarissa Mitchell12 years ago
Just close the lazy eye!

Coaster8 years ago
*burns through eyelid*

NicoleRules9 years ago
Oh, that sucks

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
"lazer"

GameBoyR5 years ago
IMA FIRIN MY LAZAH **BOOM INTENSIFIES**

Cole Tanaka12 years ago
just close it

Butt9 years ago
Butt.

Somerandomwizard8 years ago
Close it

DemMuffinz9 years ago
You could literally just get glasses!

J355139 years ago
So one eye would go to one side. Yikes hope my buddy isn't standing there.

Apollo9243 years ago
For laser vision, I DON’T EVEN WATCH SUPERMAN!

Aaron lumsden9 years ago
So one eye shoots an uncontrollable laser... Meh

Banzai277 years ago
Just only use it for emergencies

Renniuq9 years ago
*Smashes button* There! now... do I need to use this ever? No idea. But I'll have it if I do!

Marianne Bonnefoy10 years ago
Well i do not have superman's vision, but that is what happens to me of i read or watch a screen without my glasses.

huskyshouldlive9 years ago
PERFECT!!! *-*

iknowwhatyouare7 months ago
where the fuck are my legs

adam10208 years ago
omg when i got this one it is half and half omg

agreement-processing4 years ago
you won't be able to use it after, your eyes will be too lazy to use it.

christinelovespie10 years ago
GLASSES MAN

Pickels7 years ago
DON'T TOUCH THAT!!! -Mewtwo

Waffleyumboy9 years ago
Lol lazer

MaryButton20059 years ago
Idk superman...

seoutaheoanstu3 years ago
Collateral damage AND laser eyes? Sign me UP

Bee Lord10 years ago
Well that would be quite in convenient "don't worry guys I got this!!" Bzzzzt!!!! *eye goes lazy* "Ahhhhgg!!!!!" "Sorry bill forgot about the lazy eye"

theMAGICALhobo7 years ago
I never wanted his laser vision tho

upliftcarton9 years ago
I just pressed the button because if I did have the power of laser eye vision I don't have to use it

Panifex8 years ago
That would be awesome

Magic_Mauritz9 years ago
For how long though, maybe its forever and after you use it two times, yhea you se the picture.

mudDboi141220019 years ago
oh...dear..no just no do you even know the felling

OsisiZZ8 years ago
Eye patch

EricEpicGamer543 years ago
What this is saying is that if you use your Lazer eye AT ALL, one eye will hit the target and the other will go in a random direction in your sight range. You might shoot something you don't wanna shoot.

jshaw719 years ago
*keeps a pair of dark sunglasses handy for after using heat vision*

Kill4money21310 years ago
Take it even if you'll never really need it. It's an optional use power.

Kaytiekaboom 9 years ago
You can only us it twice then....
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