Will You Press The Button?

xiaomairuizhi 5 years ago

还好中国电子支付比较发达

Lewdrin_13 2 years ago

true dude

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Nuno Medeiros 13 years ago

i can hire an online dude to do non online shit for me

mecaaaaat 4 years ago

I would do the same thing

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GabiChi012 10 years ago

MANGA FOR LIFE

Denizelburgur 7 years ago

milion dollar in my steam wallet

Hesjester 8 years ago

Taxes, also you have to spend your own earned money online too.

Logan Mack 13 years ago

You can put most of the money into an online bank account, then go to your bank and make a cash withdrawal.

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

But you can't buy anything with the cash...

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Michelebenedetti 9 years ago

One million on online games .... Where I need to sign ???

salaattiperse 10 years ago

Why not?

Woody Smith 13 years ago

There's no downside. You just gain one million online dollars.

liocool_2013 5 years ago

not stonks, very confusing..

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WBGrock 11 years ago

People do not understand 2 things. 1) It is only a Million dollars. 50,000 a year for 20 years, budgeted. cost of living will go up, so it's not that much money. 2) it is probably (like i assume all the downsides) a Mystical Force preventing you from buyin... [Show full comment]

abcx 9 years ago

You realize you can just ask a friend to buy stuff for you and just send him the money via Paypal or some other money transferring service?

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ThatTacoDude 11 years ago

One word. Steam

blackjack44 9 years ago

AMAZON BABY AND I CAN BRIBE PEOPLE TO BUY THE THINGS FOR ME

WTFcomment 11 years ago

Loopholes... EBay,kajiji..

BetrayedBeast27 10 years ago

I will hire random peeps and give them 10 bux to get me stuff offline in real world

Lacrus Abraxas Katosh 13 years ago

fuck yeah, steam im coming!

Ridley 3 years ago

i have more money than that already

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago

Who made this? Stupid... Don't you know how big the internet is? There's so much stuff I can buy!

idle 10 years ago

What cant be ordered online?

Alek61 5 years ago

It"s 2021, I don't care, nowadays everything is accesible online.

AyyLmao255 11 years ago

Still better than having no money

Superduperbooperdooper 9 years ago

This only works for people who use dollars, no upside

Not5YearsAgo 6 years ago

If it"s online it"s automatically going to be converted to your countries or website regions currency.

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alcaponed 11 years ago

Ebay Motors for my new cars, Amazon for pretty much everything else, and I'm sure I can hire a chef online so I'm good there too.

UnitZulu 7 years ago

It all goes to steam

9manny99 11 years ago

Amazon Instant Prime.Also internet has changed.

Superdupeeeeer 9 years ago

I'll hire a person online and pay him online to buy me stuff from shops XD

EDMisMyLife 12 years ago

Please, it's the internet. Anything can be bought online. You just have to go to the right place.

UndeadComet 10 years ago

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AnzJaffa 10 years ago

Wtf theres so much stuff you can buy online, no downside at all, free 1 mil

Nathan Prior 13 years ago

STEAM, FTW.

Alrava 4 months ago

国人爽飞了真

ftwgamer 11 years ago

There is no downside at all. You can just have it as a bonus and use everything else you earn on things that you cant pay for online. Or you could send a friend money online and have them send you money

Reallyme 8 years ago

? You realize how many rare things are online? Also GIFT CARDS!!!!!!!

RGPZ 8 years ago

Fuck Gift Cards There A Scam

Abcdefgirl 11 years ago

I buy everything online!That's easy

TheMaydayMan 5 years ago

Easy. PayPal or Venmo or Apple Pay, ect. Those use online.

YoMamaDM 11 years ago

FALLOUT 4, HERE I COME!!

EricDavisCravyeric 9 years ago

not really you can order almost anything offline house"s pet"s food but I hate shopping online anyway having to enter all the stupid information making sure I'm not a "ROBOT" id much rather just walk to the store

loganswagg77 11 years ago

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HeyDatRorshach 10 years ago

Endless. Gta5. Cash.

Tiago Pinheiro 13 years ago

Lol E-Z

Lonewolf3515 9 years ago

Cannot buy gas? NOPE

thetank1030 12 years ago

Amazon

dmanowich 10 years ago

What the hell is "rn"???

Hyltran 5 years ago

Can I have a credit card 💳 and pay that bill online?

freshninja69 11 years ago

allmost everything can be bought online

SummerBlank 11 years ago

Doesn't say that such prohibition lasts for life, which means it is tied to how I'll use those million dollars alone, so there's no really downside to this.

Shdjdjsk 8 years ago

If the money is right you can pay someone with shit

Little_Big_Booty 11 years ago

Good thing the local grocery has a website so I can order online

AlexandriaDiedrich 9 years ago

Can't you recommend things to be online? Also, what if you transfered money over to someone you trust online for them to make the purchase?

ch3po 12 years ago

*gives some money to best friend* Here buy me that thing will ya?

stopreadingthis 9 years ago

ill just buy a butch of random crap

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