Will You Press The Button?

AshenStar223 months ago

said nothing about boyfriend or partner

JudahBateman8 years ago

I swear to God 90% of these questions were written by 12-year-old-boys. How is this even a choice? I don't think people realize just how incredible that would be. Who needs a girlfriend? That"s literally just a title anyway. I could talk to a girl and late...[Show full comment]

Taijuhsiueushed9 months ago

let him cook 🥶🥶

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GideonMaximilian7 years ago

*laughs in bisexual*

milkdograt4 years ago

yep

Nic Olsen12 years ago

I'm a girl, and I'm not gay. Yay life of ease and unlimited videogames and free house

Dark223 years ago

Dominatork101 gay and lesbian are the same thing dumbass

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Emma129 years ago

Dammit gayness come on.

smhlol329 years ago

They didn't say I get a wife...

Gertricia 9 years ago

True

Crotalia7 years ago

Female heterosexual here.

JackyLawrenceDotCom7 years ago

"You can buy everything in the world for free" includes prostitutes though.

IsabellaAnime19109 years ago

I don't need one. I need a life of computers!

hilter9 years ago

truuuuu

Josh Cohen12 years ago

You can always have a wife haha

MegaSpeedTrap17 years ago

It’s just friends with benefits, right 😈

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EternalGalaxy7 years ago

This is such a stupid one? lol I can get a boyfriend.

MarleySussman7 years ago

Something i can get for free: a girlfriend

ellieshmana2point08 years ago

good brah I'm not lesbian nor do i want to be

FantasyKitten8 years ago

Im a girl and I already have a Boyfriend so beat that. Unlimited Game 4 Life!!!!

LenyattaWalker8 years ago

My type of easy question cause I'm a girl

DumbicusMaximus8 years ago

Simple. you buy a girlfriend.

acctocorrectu8 years ago

Sad

Eldersky379 years ago

firstly, you can't buy something if it's free. Secondly who needs a girlfriend when you can get laid without any effort put in at all

Isbyess9 years ago

pan girl struggles

Caden_the_nerd9 years ago

And bi guys

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Rylan Vincent12 years ago

Nothing changes.

Andrew Gibson12 years ago

I'll call her my partner.

Christopher Barnard12 years ago

easy to find or create a loop hole...never said anything about a wife hahahaha

Quack-Peep10 years ago

But I can still get a wife...

MacTodayy7 years ago

I feel like I’m the only straight male on this

XxGH0ST-T0X1CxX8 years ago

Can I buy a girlfr- nevermind... :(

amira32219 years ago

im a girl i prefer guys anyway

Khan Piesse12 years ago

I have no problem with that.

meatloave19 days ago

A ring that grants me three wishes. That ring exists in my imagination which exists in my brain which exists in my skull which exists in my body which exists in the real world.

Zaki1458 years ago

If you’re still want love then just get an arranged marriage and skip the entire boyfriend-girlfriend thing entirely.

OverSpn9 years ago

Aight. Theres such things as trans, this website has no fuckin knowledge of real life people.

redbutonboss999 years ago

Who needs a cheating greedy gf? Il have a freaking a10 warthog and the best setup of gaming money can buy

Kamek714 years ago

Well nope. I cannot live without a wife or gf id be to lonely.

TheFallenWeasleyKilljoy8 years ago

I'm a girl and I'm not gay.....HALLELUJAH ITS RAINING BAND MERCH

WBGrock9 years ago

Can i buy a realdoll?

SynthIz9 years ago

Friend with benefits or fuck buddy or already married easy loopholes

Joe Larson12 years ago

I'm only gonna say this, because nobody has: Prostitute.

TCR_2 years ago

Bisexuals,Pansexuals,Gay men,Straight girls nad aromantics be like: Ha! Checkmate!

Artbic8 years ago

Do hookers count as girlfriend

nerdyotaku9 years ago

Good I don't want one

Itz_Emz_So_RAWR9 years ago

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