Will You Press The Button?

-Ace1ntheh0le-last year

Who wants to join me in an asexual party?We have cookies!

AceCat4000last year

asexual snickering can be heard in the distance.

TCR_2 years ago

Asexual win!

JadenCawley8 years ago

Sex once a year that lasts the whole year

Champ_fengXlast year

WTF?????????????????

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procharleston14 years ago

im asexual so yeah

Jams9 years ago

See, it never said how long it had to be... (the most fitting lenny ever)

LandoStar25last year

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Will Schmitt12 years ago

That's about one more sex than I get currently!

Ratee5 years ago

its one more sex than i want

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Cool_Boi164 years ago

Asexual. Nuff said.

ThatTheatreDuck4 years ago

*laughs in asexual*

Alexandra Sakigami9 years ago

Why not?

D_YellowMadnesslast month

I imagine it would be torture for most sex addicts but I'm usually the type to only crave something when it's available & once a year is better than my current record of none ever so this sounds like a win to me.

Blebleb6 years ago

#asexual

AshCreDas9 years ago

It will just teach you not to cheat. So I see no problem with it all. Besides sex is something that is only supposed to be done with one person, and to me that one person should be who you end up marrying.

Atarii5 years ago

Sex is amazing, fuck that shit

TheCreepyChild9 years ago

I Don't want love and I'm a child.

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

Me too

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ArgentumAurum7 years ago

HA! I"M ASEXUAL!

SnowflameStorm7 years ago

Haha Asexual XD

Jasonthekiler8 years ago

hohoho its super to sex

Spinelthecrystalclod8 years ago

*Asexual Laughter in the background*

AriT3218 years ago

I SAW THAT COMING (im pansexual and asexual)

Lucoa8 years ago

Does this mean waifus will come to life? It said anyone..

MEOWZLy5 years ago

0o0

KawaiiUnitato8 years ago

asexual people never have sex. Ill just be asexual ten

KawaiiUnitato8 years ago

*then

Wolla8 years ago

I am asexual there is no downside.

Catherine Xixi12 years ago

Asexual people will have no problem answering this.

Catcool3 years ago

Those creatures aren't people tho😬

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exokris9 years ago

Doesn't say anything about not masturbating

jimmy123459 years ago

You're pervers And ugly

Hdawg11119 years ago

Why would i not press it love is love

Yarsftks9 years ago

That's true love.

BlazeRed9 years ago

Rizingr, I'm asexual anyways so this is no loss for me at all. Might as well try to get together with the love of my life.

Rizingr9 years ago

A) You only MEET the love of your life. Doesn't state they like you. B) You can only have da sex once a year with ANYONE, meaning it can be someone who doesn't even exist. So, knowing these things, what do you guys do? Press the button or not?

NFL_FTW10 years ago

One word, porn

JackelineP9810 years ago

I would prefer to meet the love of my life.

lily the dragon10 years ago

*asexual snickering*

RunYouCleverBoyAndRememberMe:)11 years ago

*asexual laughter in background*

ZaneP12 years ago

Today I discovered that I'm shallow

Clayton Glauner12 years ago

some of you people act like sex is really that important, and It's /Anyone/, including the love of your life.

xGlacierfootx9 years ago

nope. sex is making a relationship with someone. if you dont love them then you shouldnt dfo it. and i mean LOVE them not like them

boniebonie2 years ago

what the **** is wrong with yall

Werewolfman08090989 years ago

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GardevoirGirl6668 years ago

im a kid and I pressed the button

Anya McGee Stoehr12 years ago

Asexual~

CCthecat9 years ago

Y would u need to have it so many times? Horny ppl i see Im pressin that button

Thepenguinking29 years ago

No downside for me. I don't plan to have sex.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Marriage in a nutshell.

dmize9 years ago

no wtf sex>anthing

Dontaskmyname7 years ago

Enough i can get in one year.

The Masked Mallard10 years ago

Once a year is about right for me anyway.

Sniveh9 years ago

Sex once a year, said nothing about foreplay or anything ;)

dogewolf9 years ago

im not an addict

poyo7 months ago

my polycule is FUCKEDDD bro

Werewolfman08090989 years ago

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Gaboseries9 years ago

That's more sex than i get in a year...

Slimeboy223 years ago

S** is absolutely vile anyways. Just don't do it at all. Cool people never have s**.

sigr08579 years ago

idunno

Reach8 years ago

Just fap.

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