Why would the government want to know where I am... wait who's that at my door...
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ThePaulDude5 years ago
Ever heard of having a good memory?
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-Godzilla- c;11 years ago
NO WAY. What if i go to the stripclub? My mom cant deal whit that. >:D
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Mobcraft10110 years ago
Nah, I"d rather have SOME privacy, thank you very much!
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flash-gnash8 years ago
*looks at watch* > *snoop dogg shades*
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Daniel Wayne Ben13 years ago
Apple tracks your location anyways....
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fashion4u2andme10 years ago
I don't want the FBI following me where ever I go
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CiiiiTv11 years ago
anniversaires are birthdays in french...just saiyng
Rob Anybody11 years ago
How fucking astute, pat yourself on the back for that why don't you? I'm sure we all give a shit.
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Cheshire shadow11 years ago
*NSA employee cracks fingers at this*
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dracoblades32111 years ago
I can use my phone...
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eVannn1142 years ago
Why do I need that?
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TheGoodFangirl11 years ago
LOOPHOLE: Make sure no one other tgan you knows how to use it.
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JOCACAR9 years ago
Have you ever hert of magical thing called watch ir phone or just asking someone what time is it. You do not need chip in your brain for that
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MrNGreen1311 years ago
Doesn't Say Who Is Getting The Location
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JMG78711 years ago
I'm so paranoid, that'd be hell.
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That_One_Weird_Wolf6 years ago
So, i would basically be a walking laptop, smartphone, tablet, or any other tech with a camera? nope, to paranoid about the government tracking me anyway.
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Tolnin12 years ago
Yeah, because people automatically know I have a chip in my head.
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flyer36211 years ago
This website just turned creepy.... I like it.
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Kitaro9 years ago
No prob here
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Sabine Klouwens13 years ago
What the heck is the upside. We have calenders, phones, clocks etc. .___.
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vaylen10 years ago
Is wearing a wrist watch REALLY...THAT....BAD!?!?!?
Datfroglegs10 years ago
Yes
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SprinkleSandwich9 years ago
You did say possibly but that means it might not happen
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Cheshire shadow11 years ago
no difference to the NSA
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Pinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy9 months ago
You can just write stuff down, silly
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Lelsanic11 years ago
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DragonHeartGaming11 years ago
it says POSSIBLY. and if it does work, send a signal for help when you need it
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Yaboizackie_325 years ago
We already have smartphones with that ability so this is a win
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alerman_11 years ago
Just use ur freaking calander app damn
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7Luke77710 years ago
But does it have wifi
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TheOOOF6 years ago
U now dont need to check phone, police can track u when u are kiddnaped, u wont forget about anything... Yeah boiiiiiiii
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Light Yagami12 years ago
I'll always carry a mini gun around just in case there is some creeper following me.
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rexafun1210 years ago
I pressed it cause like I can just get the chip taken out! :-)
Massive Faggot10 years ago
The Chip Gives You The Ability, Nice Job Mate
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Kingking779 years ago
Umm snap map already got me covered for that
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nascarfan65711 years ago
Like the NSA with smart phones. I'm talking to you Corrupted US security system. I know you are watching me!
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dracoblades32111 years ago
I can use my phone or look the clock...
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Burrific11 years ago
Hack the brain chip and turn it off.
Unicorn11111 years ago
Why get it if you are going to turn it off dumbass
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kipe11 years ago
what about fbi?
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Migdin19 years ago
It is also possible to make a chicken have hair instead of feathers that burn in water, but we dont see many people trying to do that.
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