Could i eat things that don't exist? like a pill that gives me Inter-universe teleportation , Shape-shifting , Pearl manipulation , and Weak Telekinesis that is stronger on Pearls.
I dont know other people than me and i dont speak to myself sooo.....
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Kirishima_Eijirou9 years ago
I pretty much never talk anyway
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Lostman9 years ago
I thought of the dumbest way around this
Don't speak just talk
Y do I come up with these things
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dankmemes1019 years ago
I DON'T CARE GIVE ME MY RAW COOKIE DOUGH
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DanielKeough9 years ago
Wait... that means i can speak because not speaking would be a negative health benefit
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Signing-in-for-that-button9 years ago
*cough* social media *cough*
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Mikey_luke169 years ago
I know sign language so
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Losechester19679 years ago
Sign language, BOOM!
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Mea9 years ago
Sign-language
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JordanBennett10 years ago
hey i'll develop telepathy because i'll eat radioactive material
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ThisUsernameHasAlreadyBeenTakenARRRRGGGGHHHHHG10 years ago
People barely even talk anymore. Adults use email and Facebook, teenagers use other social media and text each other.
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RedTheFox10 years ago
I"d just go Stephen Hawking with a speaker thing.
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Ligeia Sawyer D'Artagnan13 years ago
"negative benefits"
SimmeRocky11 years ago
Yea only positive ones will occur. Lol
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Matti Leijona13 years ago
I prefer written communication anyway and I could learn sign language.
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Lauren Armony Mithrarin13 years ago
Speaking is overrated anyways!
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ShineR11 years ago
I know sign language
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The_pro_attacker8 years ago
McDonald"s and everything I can think of here I come and they would feel bad for that I can't talk but you can talk because u have two boice boxes so it"s a win win
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Dark Necromancer 3010 years ago
Somewhere, you see mute people laughing. Deaf people as well.
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emmaa9 years ago
Yep i"m doing this ; D
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brocksmeal 11 years ago
I could eat whatever I want and not get sick all right I will have 7 xxxl pizzas with mushrooms pepperoni and 8 12 packs of mtn. Dew please
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gena13811 years ago
Well, there is technology now that can speak for you...
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AllastroS4811 years ago
I know english and portugueses but i dont know body language so....
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Bagotrash4 years ago
SIGN LANGUAGE :D
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Logan Pizza12 years ago
I can always have a brain to code to text to speech thingy on my head.
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Dragonfyre7 years ago
Sign language duh
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Andrew Gibson13 years ago
I have a speech impediment.
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TurboxBurrito4410 years ago
I can be mute
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LogicWizard31410 years ago
I never had much to say anyway
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Ruby_Slippers11 years ago
Sing! I love singing! Or use Vocaloid to generate sentences with your sound samples so it still sounds like you!
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samisnotonline9 years ago
Text???
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Pokemonfirer 11 years ago
You have sign language
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Used_2013_toyota_camry_RWD2 years ago
i eat moss
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mrdeth23211 years ago
YES PLEASE
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Victor Fernandez13 years ago
of course I wouldn't be speaking... I would be eating the whole time...
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pokepower11 years ago
You can just learn sign language!!!!!!
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CornWolterink5 years ago
I already have the ability to eat as much as I want, I'm still a skeleton
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