You have complete control over the weather
but
You can't have a smartphone
I will not


PowerYour_Mind8 years ago
I'll just get a smart phone and rename it a "smarter phone"

eepydreemurrlast year
no?? it is a smarter phone it says it right there
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Striker2079 years ago
I am curious what would happen if you pressed this button then bought a smart phone.

mntp1907Premium5 years ago
Some angry midgets will come at you and took the phone and smash it on the ground.

Chad Drake12 years ago
Bitch the sky is my smartphone! If I want to send a text I could just rearrange the clouds to say what I wanna say! id cook my food with controlled lightning strikes, and Id make a mini tornado around myself so I could fly.

Tintoe2 years ago
holy shit
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Sirayo7 years ago
Time to get a dumbphone

Scorpicat7 years ago
I already have one.

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
69%... Sorry I had to.

acctocorrectu8 years ago
No its 69%
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MNITIMMY9 years ago
I'll switch to a new system called "buttons"

DumbButtonPresser5928 years ago
it says nothing about other electronics so I DONT GIVE A SHIT

3138 years ago
Lol... I had Samsung

Whittney Kyler12 years ago
I don't have a smartphone anyway.

RetroGameDays6 years ago
Me neither
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Kris :)9 years ago
i already cant have a smartphone because my FUCKING MOM

jkmc12059 years ago
Well, I guess no Pokemon GO for me.

bin5049 years ago
then just buy an i-phone

MCGamerGirl3179 years ago
But an iPhone is a smartphone.

Ayoo'Skittless TwerkKid12 years ago
Tablets are just as good!

fishe3 years ago
no they are not
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Andrew Logan12 years ago
Good! I don't want a smartphone!

Angel Lewis12 years ago
I can still has tablet

Derpys Hoove10 years ago
i don't have a smartphone anyway.

Briclasito pambisito y perturbador9 years ago
It doesnt care, i can do that a thunder falls on every person i hate

Nasos8 years ago
I can use all another devices i havent smartphone anyway

Crumplebottoms9 years ago
my stupid 'smartphone' broke a long time ago anyway.

alyssaxdlast year
yeah the more time passes the less this is a real downside

JustAFangirlScreaming9 years ago
My phone is stupid...

WhiningUnicorn09 years ago
but you can have an iphone rekt m8

Potato36618 years ago
Tablet

Comedicsans9 years ago
I like my phone so imma pass...

RainyGirlBee3 years ago
I'll just get a tablet that I can call people on, it'll be inconvenient to carry but I control the weather now in exchange for minor inconvenience, get whatsapp for texting and we"re good.

will i press the button9 years ago
Ipad computer calculator may i go on

Candycrazy911 years ago
Who cares about a fricking smart phone when you can control the weather?

DeepaRaee7 years ago
Chad Drake is right

fgteev9 years ago
GET A TABLET DUMMY also WHAT CHAD SAID

stephanzo10 years ago
Get an iPhone #loophole

voterasthesame4 years ago
ez get a smart tablet *dabs*

PhantasyPhan 9 years ago
WHY WOULD YOU GIVE AWAY YOUR SMARTPHONE

Frederik Rustad12 years ago
Who cares, i just got superpowers! And all the major countries of the world will have to pay me millions to keep the weather nice and not kill them all !

Anakin-the-skywalker8 years ago
bruh

secretfire029 years ago
I can just bet all my money that it will snow in the summer and get rich.

jshaw717 years ago
Hiw much Weather control are we talking here? If it"s all over the world, no thanks

Goobier19 years ago
Solution: get a computer oh wait....

Jesel Chism12 years ago
i don't care about the smart phone i want snow everyday

gracemunoz8 years ago
dont have one anyway so why not

j3r3k9 years ago
I don't like smartphones

waterfall5 months ago
computer is enough

Conbon9 years ago
I could make it rain smartphones?

Lemon_chief10 years ago
Useless.

Drakon898 years ago
I won't have a smartphone I'll have my phone

Inquisitor Dankoski9 years ago
I can have a tablet

TokCyklast year
ill have a laptop :)

mrcory1239 years ago
who cares about controlling weather?

Genkiduro10 years ago
@Abby Saylor An Android is a smartphone ... And seriously, I can just get a tablet ... It isn't as small as a smarthphone, but who cares if you can control the weather? =O I get a cape and let it wave, while everywhere else is no wind!

Timix1007 years ago
I'll just have tablet

Bagel girl :)9 years ago
Then I could strike Justin beiber and Donald trump with lightening!!

Your_favorite_gay3 years ago
Buy a tablet
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