Will You Press The Button?

ogerlord519 years ago

What if I never had trouble in the first place?

Cypher9 years ago

What if it's trouble like accidentally getting water on your pants or the loo won't flush first time or get blocked

ChronicDepression8 years ago

Okay I actually have medical issues that make it difficult to take a shit. This would be useful to me.

Taylor Thomas12 years ago

How old is the person that wrote this?

Hyltran3 years ago

Yes probably 80 our perhaps a man with prostate cancer.

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RGPZ7 years ago

OH I GET WHAT THE UPSIDE MEANS I CAN GO TO THE PUBLIC BATHROOMS WITH IT HAVING TO BE FUCKING DISGUSTING OMG THAT WOULD BE A FUCKING DREAM

CaptainButton845 years ago

What if you pretend your favourite meal is your least favourite meal while you press the button

Mister-E8 years ago

Sigh, a button forced me to press this button

Mister-E8 years ago

Yup, that"s the one

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Whyareallthefuckingusernamestaken8 years ago

Finally I can shit in Peace

Sophwiphwi9 years ago

I have 5 million favorite meals

iPikaCheese9 years ago

Did a four year old write this? This is stupid.

Mahziel Light12 years ago

who the hell has trouble using the rest room?

Jimbobalom4 years ago

Explosive dihrea idk how u spell it OK lol

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Rachael Snider12 years ago

Favorite meal implies all favorite foods together, it doesn't say we can't have them separately

Sizzle8 years ago

glitch

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Nightbeat8 years ago

1. I didn't have problems in the restroom to begin with 2. I don't have a favorite meal So this can only go wel for me

KUKAJ29 years ago

well when life gives you lemons

Sanara9 years ago

Not even sure which one is my favorite food. I would still have many good foods to choose between

fnaflover13129 years ago

I wanna eat pizza!

W3ird0_x4 years ago

me an intellectual: *uses shop bags*

magnar123410 years ago

no pizza, no life

invalid1019 years ago

I have 3 so... WIN WIN

Paddlefoot8 years ago

My one favorite food is rice. I'm allergic to rice, I'm already living this.

UltraSnivy149 years ago

I don't have trouble using the restroom though...

hfhxcg5 months ago

我不是傻子，遇到问题这可能也是我生活的一部分，

Sizzle8 years ago

"trouble using the restroom" wow you probably are five

Homosexual_Felis_Catus6 years ago

Fuck cup noodles? Nah I'm good with that I'll just eat Nissin instead.

Jaxuriki9 years ago

I still get to enjoy my OTHER favorite meals and I don't have to worry about my bowls when I get old, so what's the catche again?

Turbo9 years ago

i cant live without my favourite food

AdvancE9 years ago

Wait.. who has trouble using the restroom?

ChickenMan13377 years ago

who has trouble using the restroom?!!!?

DerpQueenMC9 years ago

I will never give up lasagna!

Flipadoodles8 years ago

How do you have trouble using the restroom?

daevik284 years ago

bruh who worte this im a god damm pro at the restroom

dinkle8 years ago

My butt destruction is worth it

CreeperCraft1379 years ago

I will go into withdrawal if I go more than 3 days without ICE KWEAM!!!!

oej8104 9 years ago

I can use the restroom just fine, thank you.

pinkpunk510 years ago

who doesn't enjoy sitting on the toilet for hours with your phone?

GalaticDoge7 years ago

I'm gonna assume it"s cup ramen then.

Mathew Bledsoe12 years ago

I rarely get lobster anyways.

Thedalek43309 years ago

how old are you?

Thedalek43309 years ago

And how old is that 34%

DontPressButton8 years ago

Is mayonnaise a favorite meal?

CarpetSharx79 years ago

I don't care if I have trouble using the bathroom as long as I can eat my Shepard's Pie.

Mr. Stone9 years ago

I can live with out baby food

Temmie1905 years ago

The downside is not that bad

NoamPeled7 years ago

Trouble? Maybe is ment for girls i guess because of the sitting in public bathrooms

nba2k15679 years ago

lol

Gracie Fite12 years ago

STUFFED CRUST PIZZA! WOOT WOOT! No button press XD

N00byPr09 years ago

i've never got any using the restroom.. sooooo.

N00byPr09 years ago

*got any problem using the restroom

Swääääg8 years ago

I am picky and I don't have favourite foods :DD

Castorialast year

This is also immunity to most bowel-related diseases. Chocolate cake being erased from human history is a small price to pay.

DarkOverlord28 years ago

i cannot live without cheese burgers!!!

KidScion9 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOO

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