Will You Press The Button?

You're now an inspiration for an entire generation of people

but

A new war crime is named in your honor

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Hamdoom10 months ago

“Bro new war crime just dropped”

specte_protogen2 months ago

you have committed hamdoom. you have caused the end of a city by only using a slice of ham!

minimegaman0909 months ago

that's fucking amazing

JoeJoeJoeJoe8 months ago

Uhhh, downside?

DanIsAwesome10 months ago

Bro what is the downside? I would love the use of X to be "Danicide"

SparkyButton200610 months ago

Cool Dan

The_Sludge6 months ago

It's just named after me? I don't even have to do it? Alr

Soy6 months ago

I get to commit an act so evil it inspires an entire generation and that action is a war crime that gets named in my honor. Where's the downside?

Silly_Simon_7 months ago

wheres the downside?

Erminelast month

Serbia Time (:<

Erminelast month

I'm not Serbian BUT

Oldiron_798 months ago

Make them fear the dildozer

Galpal4 months ago

That's hilarious I'm in

namelessgeneration8 days ago

太好了

Dat1Buttonpresser3 months ago

wow... the government actually named something after me in MY honor...

FrankOcean2 months ago

the frank ocean bombing just dropped

ThoriumMothman2 months ago

HELL YEAH, SURE WHY NOT

AspiringAstrobiologist8 months ago

I want to inspire all the little queer and/or neurodivergent kids

N3xu_ss4 months ago

HELL YEAH!

buttonmorelikenutton9 months ago

"Thank you for everything" he says to me, with tears in his eyes. "We have decided to give you the greatest honor, please accept our humble gift..." I await my gift, expecting wealth, women, or power. "We have decided to name a war crime after you." wh...[Show full comment]

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